Are there really....

…two scoops in a box of Raisin Bran? Ok so I was out of Captain Crunch and had to resort to the cereal that was good for me. Every time I pick up a box of Raisin Bran, I remember its advertising line and get the urge to pick out all the raisins just to see there is truth to this slogan. I know there is a “truth in advertising” law, but it still makes me wonder… Are there any other products with ad campaigns that make you have the urge to test them just to see if what they say is so?


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Thoroughly unrelated, but we once got really bored and had a contest to guess how many peas were in a can of DelMonte Green Peas.

Then we realized someone had to count the damned things . . .

Dr. Watson
“New, Improved, and less ‘Bored’.”

well you could get plain bran flakes and then buy a box of raisins…( well then you would have to buy a scoop) then just scoop out two scoops of raisins and dump them in the bran flakes. Then you would know for sure. I’m a genius no?


Yours truly,
aha

Really mundane and fuzzy-minded, is “scoop” ever quantified as a measurement? Could be there are 2 scoops, all right, but they’re slightly larger than a tablespoon.

Carry on.
Veb

exactly…just how big is a scoop?

and do EverReady batteries really last longer??


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Consumer reports checked this a long time ago & found that yes, they do have two scoops (whatever a scoop is)

But so did everybody else.


…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…

Recently I read that the “two scoops” thing was just something worked out by an adman named Danny Nichols who needed to come up with a slogan for Raisin Bran. In the course of his thinking, he dumped a box of Raisin Bran out on his table, looked at how many raisins there were, and started picking them out and putting them in a handy vessel, a coffee scoop. He found that the raisins filled the scoop twice. Eureka, thought he, two scoops of raisins in every box of Raisin Bran! Ah, the science of advertising…

This brings up other advertising questions.

Are there really 1,000 chips in every bag of Chips Ahoy?

An oldie… but - are there really 100 tiny time pills in a “Contact-C”?

If 4 out 5 dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum, what exactly does that 5th dentist chew on?

Is “Eddie” from “Crazy Eddie’s Stereo Warehouse” really being treated for mental illness?

As for the scoops… forget it… go with frosted flakes…

They’re Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Got bored one Saturday morning and actually separated the Crunch Berries from the normal Cap’n Crunch from a new box.

My wife coldly informed me that this is not the actions of what society calls “the norm” and was I was requested to cease these behaviors, especially in front of our children.

There sure was a lot of Crunch Berries.


…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon

From Uncle Cecil:

  • Rick

Actually, what some advertisers will do is take surveys of dentists until 9 of them have said that they approve Brand X toothpase. Then they stick those nine in a group with another guy who recommended something else, and say “9 out of 10 dentists prefer Brand X.”

It’s evil.

-BrainWeasel

Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage
http://brainweasel.home.att.net

Remember the commercial for Tootsie Roll Pops where the Owl is trying to count how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll… he gets to 5 or 6 and then bites it. Well, one day (I was about 10 years old) I actually counted how many licks it took to get to the center. (How bored was I!!) It took me 1,596 licks!


That John Denver’s full of shit man!

Jeez
That is bored

Rachelle, it took you that many licks? It only took me 156 licks.

Perhaps you were using metric licks, and I was using English licks. Or vice versa. :wink:


A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Just as long as you two don’t work on the next Mars satellite, we’ll all be okay.

Wow. 1596 to 156.

Cowboy Greg must have one satisfied girlfriend.

Nabisco got challenged on this and replied with the boilerplate answer, some bags will have fewer, some will have more, but over an extended average there will be slightly more than 1,000 chips in a bag.

Some smart-ass TV crew got some college kids together and broke up several bags of cookies, counting the chips. They were not able to get past 996 for any bag. The story was treated pretty lightly; I’m sure Nabisco could have claimed “too small a sample” and a lot of other back-pedalling replies.


Tom~

There is a Capt’n Crunch cereal called ALl Berries (OOPS). So save your time counting them.

Also wasn’t there a Mad About You episode where Paul got upset about lack of raisins and started a thing with the cereal company only to find out Jamie had been eating the rasins and leaving the flakes?


I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.

This new quote thing and I don’t get along…


I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.