UK “A” level exam results came out today. They show an increase in the number achieving a passing grade, and in the number achieving the higher grades. This is the eighteenth year running such an increase has been observed.
Some cynics might wonder if, since school-leavers are judged on their “A” level grades, and schools are also judged on the number of passes they deliver, and schools have some latitude over which exam boards they go with… if, all these things being the case, everybody has an interest in students getting higher and higher grades, and nobody involved in the process has an interest in maintaining standards, and so those standards have been, well, slipping. Revised downwards in tune with market expectations, sorta thing.
However, education minister Stephen Timms has assured us otherwise. They do stuff, he tells us, to ensure “A” level standards do not slip. He’s not terribly specific on what stuff, but he assures us that it’s being done. And I believe him.
Well, think about it. If the standard stays the same, and more school-leavers pass it every year, this can only mean that school-leavers are getting cleverer year by year. And, since it seems to me (from my personal observation) that school-leavers are not any brighter, relative to me, than they were cough-cough years ago when I left school… then it follows that I must be getting cleverer at the same rate. And I was in the upper percentile ranges to start with - so, by now, I must have left losers like Einstein behind years ago, and in the next few years I can look foward to shedding my physical body, becoming a luminous being of pure mental force, joining the Q Continuum and getting to sexually harass cute Starfleet officers, all that sort of thing. I can’t wait!
“Is there a Great Debate here?” I hear you ask. Well… yes. Is there, I wonder, a remote chance that education minister Stephen Timms is, ahem, talking through an orifice normally reserved for another purpose here? And, if so… what can we do about it?