Thanks to a friend of a co-worker, I was in a state of ecstacy when I got a call tonight. here’s the truncated version of the conversation:
Names changed to protect the guilty.
“Hey duffer, Jim here. Tim told me you’re looking for a 360.”
“Why yes. Yes I am. Can you help out?”
“We have about 30 coming in Sunday night, I was told to try to keep one for you”
“Awesome, I’ll be there around closing time to pick it up!”
“No. You have to wait until Tuesday…”
“ARGH! You’re killing me here Jim!”
“Look, the 360’s are the same as the original Box, they’re recorded at time of sale. We can’t sell them until Tuesday morning. Have a drink or 500 and wait. I’m doing Tim a favor with this.”
“Yeah, I know. Just really excited.”
“Just stop by about an hour before open and park in the back by the loading docks. I’ll ring it up when the registers open and bring it out to you. Hand me the cash and we’re done.”
“Cool. If you ever need someone killed, let me know”
“And don’t f*cking tell anyone about this, ever”
“OK”
Don’t anyone tell him I posted this.
“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” If ever a phrase was more apt, I can’t think of one. No chance of getting an employee discount on it, but there are a few games I’m looking at.
So fellow Dopers, are ya getting one? Are you ready to have your ass handed to you in Madden 2006? With my Pack sitting at 2-7 (amazingly 4 games out of first with 4 division games left to play) I’m ready to take over the NFL world! Who’s in?