Are you male or female?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Male. Robustly male. I’ve got maleness oozing from my pores. Maleness springing from every finger and toe. Maleness sliding off the hems of my little black cocktail dress.
[sub]Oops. Did I say that last one in my out loud voice?[/sub]

62

Male, I think.
No wait, the answer is A. Most definitely, A.
Oh damn, I fail again? Sheesh.

63

no no no. the answer is always C.

64

Male…double checks…yep, male.

I am too secure! :smiley:

65

Male
Guy
Man
Boy
Dude

66

Male here.

[Animaniacs]
Helloooo, nurse!
[/Animaniacs]
You know I’m looking for a new virtual wife. :wink:

67

I saw her first! Keep away! :smiley:

68

Female.

<insert witty comment pertinent to the discussion> :slight_smile:

69

Hmmm…I always imagined you were the experimental type–where’d I get that idea? :wink:

70

Now, now you two. I will see who’s worthy. I love the vying for my attention bit. Keep it up.:wink:

71

OOoooh! ooh!

::hops up and down::

Female! Female!

<insert charming quip in response to Kayeby’s pertinent, witty comment>

72

Hmm…I won’t say more then I’m 100% Phreak and a Freak to boot…

73

I’m whatever you want me to be, baby. :smiley:

Um, just kidding. Male, definitely male. And I’ll kick the crap out of anybody who says different. flexes muscles heroically, then builds a sports car out of spare parts, belches, watches football and downs a six pack of beer

74

If I were anything but male I think Mrs Chance would be greatly surprised.

75

And you are expecting him to do what?

76

[sound of zipper, tuneless humming, zipper again]

Male. Yup, male. And that’s my final answer.

[flowers, candy and expensive French perfume] Hey dlgirl, could I buy you a drink? Dinner? A convertible? [/flowers, candy and expensive French perfume]

Yer pal,

Zappo

77

[Curly]
Oh, a bunch a’ wise guys, eh? barks and growls
[/Curly]

78

If I’m not female, then I’m really overdue for that breast reduction!

79

Oh, wow! A pal! :smiley:
Just kidding. I think I will take the convertible, if you don’t mind. Will you be inside? If so, then make sure that you are presentable, with your zipper up, thank you very much. Dinner would be great, but drinks would be a no-no as I am only 20(until October). And the French perfume is nice, as long as it doesn’t mean that I stink.

80

Do that again, please :slight_smile:
PurpleBear, thanks for remembering, dear lady.