Are you porotecting your family? Why not?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Are you paying attention?

Have you seen Fox News lately?

You still feel politicians are human?

If you answered yes to 2 of those, then I can’t help you. You’re already one of them.

But, If you answered no to the above, then I have something for you. Protection.

Yes, protection from the ZOMBIE Apocalypse!

Sign up through 12-31-2017.

*It really isn’t a matter of “if” there will be a Zombie Apocalypse, but rather when it will occur.

One need only read the headlines, watch the TV, and/or surf the Intertubes to see that the time is nigh.*

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Guys, your wife would love this for Xmas.

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Sorry, I spent all my money on Old Glory Robot Insurance.

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Now I wish I hadn’t sent all my money to that preacher who was screwing the hockey player.

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I don’t even porotect myself.

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I occasionally porotect, but only in the privacy of my own home.

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I feel safe with the tried and true folks at the Permanent Assurance Company.

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What if it turns out to be ghouls and not zombies? Still covered?

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I porotected once, and have had regerts about it ever since.

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Footspeed*

Cat-like
Kind of Lumpy
Slug-like
Is there a slower choice?

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^what? Like being in a coma?

I prorotected once, after I read some Agatha Christie.

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You didn’t inhale did you? :eek:

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This post gets a banana sticker.

This post gets a Crimson letter to wear.

ETA: I don’t have to worry about the Zombie Apocalypse because I’m already part-undead.

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This man is herpin and derpin:eek::cool:

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As a wife with one week to go until Christmas, I’ll just say that I’ve been looking for a guy to porotect me for long time. Wonder if this is going to be that special Christmas.

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Do I get a plack of porotection if i sign up?

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I fear for us all.

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Yes! I was just resting my eyes. Could you repeat the last bit?

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+X

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Maybe he inahaled.

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