Are you paying attention?
Have you seen Fox News lately?
You still feel politicians are human?
If you answered yes to 2 of those, then I can’t help you. You’re already one of them.
But, If you answered no to the above, then I have something for you. Protection.
Yes, protection from the ZOMBIE Apocalypse!
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*It really isn’t a matter of “if” there will be a Zombie Apocalypse, but rather when it will occur.
One need only read the headlines, watch the TV, and/or surf the Intertubes to see that the time is nigh.*
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Guys, your wife would love this for Xmas.
Sorry, I spent all my money on Old Glory Robot Insurance.
Now I wish I hadn’t sent all my money to that preacher who was screwing the hockey player.
I don’t even porotect myself.
I occasionally porotect, but only in the privacy of my own home.
I feel safe with the tried and true folks at the Permanent Assurance Company.
What if it turns out to be ghouls and not zombies? Still covered?
I porotected once, and have had regerts about it ever since.
Kind of Lumpy
Is there a slower choice?
^what? Like being in a coma?
I prorotected once, after I read some Agatha Christie.
You didn’t inhale did you? :eek:
This post gets a banana sticker.
This post gets a Crimson letter to wear.
ETA: I don’t have to worry about the Zombie Apocalypse because I’m already part-undead.
This man is herpin and derpin:eek:
As a wife with one week to go until Christmas, I’ll just say that I’ve been looking for a guy to porotect me for long time. Wonder if this is going to be that special Christmas.
Do I get a plack of porotection if i sign up?
Yes! I was just resting my eyes. Could you repeat the last bit?
Maybe he inahaled.
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