Be sure it’s a dry one.
Alternaterly, a wet one.
Which would mean you are both AC and DC?
I resistor that idea.
sigh, routed again…
But is he amply endowed? :dubious:
Correct, and one would hope this current waveform has finally reached amplitude.
Me.
Me.
See, this is where you lose me. Trunk cracks me up because of, not in spite of, the other two qualities.
Maureen, me Darlin girl, I love you for your puns. Would you be at least semi-conductive to the idea of eloping? I’d climb up a Jacob’s Ladder to your window… 
Well, that carpet really tied the room together.
Why, Bosda! I’m truly grounded! Er, floored. I didn’t think a girl like me would stand a chance with a live wire like you. But I think Mrs. Di’Chi of Trichor might have some angry charges…
ooh ooh
Can I be triple dog shocked?
There is no Mrs.
There are also no little charges, because when I’m with a lady, I always use a surge protecter.
Well, then, I’m totally juiced!
I farad the discussion here might becolomb positively charged.
good, 'cause I’d hate to think that we needed to jumpstart our relationship.
ahem.
Oy!, watt’s with the static interruption?
Bosda, I’ve always had a slight bias toward men who can hold their own in a pun contest… I was warped by Spider Robinson at a young age.
No.
That would just be stupid.
Yeh, you might get a lot of static, not to mention some high tension.
Ohm my god! You guys are so silly!