May I say… YUM! 
:o Why, thank you both!
Tentacle Monster is exactly, to the tee, what I expected. Handsome, and a little scary.
And Quicksilver, let me join in the praise. Tall, dark, and smokin’ hot!
OK, I conceed that deep down, you are a horrible ugly person.
Notice how there are no photos of me?
Thank you.
<blushing>
Thank you! …you’ve just made my month! 
</blushing>
Tall? Not likely! Sadly, I’m only 5’8"… Still, two out of three ain’t bad. 
Thanks ever so much!
If that is your ugly picture, well then HELLOOO ugly!
And he’s modest, too. 
:eek: I only just looked at the last picture.
I’m reminded of the words of the great former Prime Minister of Israel, Golda Meir:
“Don’t be modest. You’re not that great.”
I think self effacing is a fairer characterization. 
In my youth, I was a good looking guy. People told me I resembled Rutger Hauer from the Blade Runner era of his career. Now that the first flush of youth has passed me by, the best I can say is that I turned into a nondescript middle aged guy. My hair thinned and what remained started graying. I gained a bit of weight, mostly around my midsection.
I still have the eyes, though.
I don’t think I am ugly (and I don’t think anyone that has posted is ugly). At work I am told quite often that I am beautiful but since my customer base consists of horny old men, I think that view might be rather skewed.
The most common comparison I get from people closer to my age is that I look like Janeane Garofolo with much bigger boobs.
Ok, I will accept that.
Actually, I was teasing you because you agreed with the “two out of three” characterization, i.e., dark and smokin’ hot.
:smack:
Thus making Golda’s admonition all the more relevant.
Besides, you may very well be correct about the other two and I didn’t want to start an argument with every intention of losing it.
By the way… your hair… lovely indeed!
But you can hardly see me! (I’m the one in the back) That’s my twin in the front. People always get us confused but I dont’ see why.
Are you trying to distract me so you can win the argument? Because that will never…Ooo, shiny!
I found a picture I like better of, well, not really me. I’m all sweaty and nasty looking since I just came home from a baseball game I had to go to for work in the middle of July. (I was in the marketing department and in charge of client entertainment.) But I like this one 'cause it’s the first time my older cat let the little one touch him. For some reason the white cat just loved the black cat (who you can’t really see 'cause he’s laying on something dark, though you can see the tip of his ear against her white fur). He hated her at first - after all, he was king of the house until she came and usurped him, but she sat on him enough that he eventually gave in and let her sleep on him. pic
I was so happy to come home and find them - I thought they would never get along.
You know, since I thought you were a guy, I find you strangely attractive
{homer}
Mmmmmm
sweaty
{/Homer}
I was told I was ugly in highschool as well. I think it’s pretty common.
You, though! Yowza. How you doin’?
Yes, this thread is rife with people claiming they’re not attractive (“aaarrrr, I’m not attractive”) when they actually are.
LIKE YOU, Aurelian. Better get used to it. I’d goofily try to introduce myself and babble inanely if I met you.
ALSO Angua and taxi78cab. You’re both ruining my self-image. But, thank you!
Not ugly. At first glance, I’m probably above average attractive.
If you look closely, you’ll notice my face is put on crooked. And probably by that time you’ve gotten a taste of my personality, so what does it matter how I look?