I think This might work.
I had to learn how to build a web page just to post my ugly mug.
Don’t knock it… sometimes it’s nice to have a little head.
I will withhold my groans for the time being, on the off-chance that the above was not intended as a pun.
…and as long as we’re all here, everyone should come play in the new pic thread too, at least until one or the other is closed. In the meantime, though…two pic threads, two times the fun! Wheeee!
Are you ugly?
Nope.
Before I opened this thread, I would have said I am average. Now I have seen what is considered “average”/
I am practically the Phantom of the farging Opera.
Regards,
Shodan
Probably so. I’d give myself about a 4, maybe a 6 if I lost some weight. I wouldn’t consider myself hideous, but rather comical looking, like a cartoon character (or a cabbage patch doll, as one friend has said repeatedly). I don’t think anyone outside of my family (and possibly a few female friends) has ever complimented me on my looks. I’ve never been asked on a date. As far as I know, no guys have ever been interested in me.
Geez, I feel sort of like Debbie Downer, crashing through the photo thread.
You are aces. Not plain at all. Really, aces up.
I dunno, I’d like to think I have my charms?
If that photo is any indication, you’re quite a cutie.
Plain my arse, you’re really cute. As someone else said earlier if I saw you in a coffee shop I’d try to say something suave to say but end up all awkward and blurt out, “So ya like coffee, eh?!” or some other equally intelligent phrase. 
I’d like to start by saying I do NOT have a total crush on Janeane Garofalo. Nope, not at all…not even a small one.
Well maybe a teeny little one. Nothing really worth mentioning. Nope nope nope…
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, FWIW this one heartily encourages you to post a pic! 
Ok folks, It’s time to go back and start judging some of you people. That IS what you want, isn’t it? I’m a heterosexual male but I’ll try to judge both sexes as fairly as possible.
Misnomer , pretty good assesment of yourself. By no means ugly. nice tattoo btw
Emeraldgrue , I’d do you. hehe. So ugly is out
Nunavut boy I’m a guy so I wouldn’t do you but your description seems right on.
Pensandfeathers , also a good description but I can’t tell how big your head is by the pic. Definitely not ugly though.
Blacknight Not a bad looking guy based on the second pic but I’d burn the first one. You look like a serial killer there.
dragongirl, the picture quality isn’t that good, but I wouldn’t say below average at all.
Troubleagain , you’re very pretty and you have the added bonus that there’s a big following for redhead chicks.
Foxymoron , you don’t look like a moron and I’d say that you’re definitely pretty but you look sad or something in that photo.
Roland , I’m not a great judge of guys but I’d say above average?
mamakat , hard to tell by the pic but at the least, not ugly.
Indygrrl , smoking effing hot. Personality could make that go up or down. but based on the pic, hot!
The 27th evil , cute.
Asecrtk , average, not ugly. Probably cuter than that pic gives you credit for.
Chimpy , I can’t tell. Not ugly though.
Iampunha , your page doesn’t work. I’m assuming you’re the most gorgeous man alive. (this incase I need your help in another thread -a flattery ploy)
Epimetheus not bad, pretty good looking.
MissPurlMcKnittington , I can’t tell how small your head is in relation to the rest of your body by that pic but you do have an absolutely gorgeous face.
Lifeonwry , pretty. I have to mention that you look a lot like the chic on threes company.
AbbieCarmichael pretty. You remind me of an actress but I can’t think of her name.
Shadiroxan , smoking hot in the wedding gown. Great cheek bones.
Caiata No, not ugly but the pic would be better if you cropped out the background. It’s to busy.
Angua , Pretty. Any chic who drinks beer get a few extra points too.
Raingrowsbright Whoa! The tongue definitely gives you points and the fact that I can’t tell what your hands are doing. I may need more pics for further review (strictly business of course)
Knorf , Nice looking guy
Devilsknew very pretty face, seductive.
Winnie , pretty face, great smile.
Nightwatch trailer You scare me a little bit but probably because I’m a guy. I’m probably missing something.
malkavia pretty face. some of those pics are hot.
archmichael decent looking guy.
Anaamika This is a tough one because you look like you don’t want your pciture taken. not bad though.
taxi78cab nice looking. the dress makes me look at your boobs more than anything else.
Quicksilver good looking guy
Ok, all this judging is making me tired. I’ll finish laer. Hope I didn’t offend anyone.
I agree. Pensandfeathers = not plain. Cute isn’t quite the right world, but it’s close. Try lovely in an unassuming but irresistably compelling way.
I’d get in line to babble inanely at you!
So I have a question for y’all. All these people saying they’re ugly or plain or morbidly unattractive, but aren’t…Some of them may be fishing for compliments, but I wonder how many of us really, really believe(d) we were (or are) unattractive due to constant negative reinforcment, or because we were trying to match ourselves to some impossbly lofty standard for physical beauty?
Maybe this is a topic for another thread.
This one for example.
Wlp, only one person commented on my pic to say I won, and everybody else got scared off, so I hereby proclaim myself ugliest sumbitch in SDMB!!!
When I look at myself in the mirror, I (usually) think “I look pretty good.” However, when I see photographs of myself, I think “Holy Christ, I’m hideous!” Why do we look so much better in mirrors than in photographs? At least I have a cute husband, baby and dog.
I got nothin’
Heh. Better a little head than no head at all, hmm?
Thank you, Rooves. You’re not bad yourself, with your impressive facial hair. Have you considered Vikingery as a profession? For some reason, I see you with a war-axe and round shield, looking rather dashing.
Mmm, Vikings.
We all know there’s an evil photo pixie that lives in every camera and does the equivalent of drawing mustaches on otherwise acceptable pictures. I recommend copious amounts of holy water. If the camera starts sparking and smoking, the demons are departing.
(note: this statement’s owner waives all liability for property damaged using these instruction)
Funny you should say that Miss Purl . I am looking to switch professions AND I happen to have an axe like that. I just need the shield and one of those cool helmets, although that would give helmet hair after a long day of pillaging.
Now to build me a resume on careerbuilder.com.
GLOMP!
Aw shucks, thanks. I get the Joyce DeWitt comparison a LOT, almost as much as I get what I call the “Asian question.” People are forever asking me my nationality, and then when I tell them I am Italian they ask if if I’m SURE I’m not Asian :rolleyes: