Me ? Ugly ? You bet yer azz ! Please remove all small children, pets and anyone who gets sick easily. I am the one in the yellow blouse.
Ayesha, I hardly think you’re ugly. You have a beautiful smile, and there’s no way you’d frighten small children, pets or sick people. Also, I’ve always enjoyed reading your posts. I think you have a stellar wit, and I wish I came off as half as intelligent as you and some of the other dopers on this board.
Also, Priceguy and Senglekat, I think I love you. If I weren’t already married, I’d ask you both to run away with me. 
I appreciate your willingness to make an exception for me. Luckily you will have to do no such thing as I have removed the eyebrow ring. Hmmm, I do have my ears peirced though…
It’s just as well you’re married; I have a policy against dating women who can’t spell my name, even if they are really cute. A guy’s gotta have standards.
Anaamika, thanks. Made my day. Glad you saw my picture before the link I posted expired. D’oh!
Well, if Sengkelat and Mr Verbose don’t mind…
Dang it! Sorry 'bout that. I’ll just shuffle off and get more coffee.