Am I shocked by what people don’t know? How about daily?
I suppose the kicker had to be when me and some of the guys from work were engaging in some rare (for me) guy talk. I made a reference to “fellatio”. The first guy had to ask what that was. I laughed, and asked the other guy with us to tell the first one what it was. He didn’t know, either.
Stunned, I went to find a third guy and drag him into it. HE didn’t know!
I went to find another guy, this one a Vietnam vet in his fifties, married for some 20 years, so I figure he’d been around. HE didn’t know!
With each guy drawing a blank, I was laughing harder and harder. I was in hysterics by the end of the day (trying to keep female co-workers out of earshot, lest they be offended). Out of some thirty men, maybe three knew. I pulled the office dictionary to the entry and enlightened the rest.
Then there was the time we were discussing human cloning, and one co-worker announced that human clones would be legal to kill or enslave because “they wouldn’t have souls”, since they weren’t created by God. I polled my co-workers that day, and discovered the most Dark Ages mentality about clones and artificial insemination existed in the minds of ordinary citizens, even people who weren’t Christian. (no offense to Christians. But learn science along with your religious beliefs, OK? I know many of you do. After all, your God created this beautiful world around you and gave you eyes to see it…)
My wife of ten years recently coughed up the fact that she did not know that the government bans books. A visit to the American Library Association webpage straightened her out, and several dozen of her internet friends, who didn’t know either. Like any of them care if they ever see a book again, anyway!
I’m constantly running into people THIS year (2004) who think (a) Iraq attacked the World Trade Center in 2001 (b) didn’t know that the Pentagon was also attacked the same day as the World Trade Centers © actually believe that Bush launched this war out of the goodness of his heart for those poor, suffering Iraqis (d) STILL cling to the hope that we’ll find WMDs over there (e) refuse to admit that the US, Britain, or any of the other “good” countries have ANY WMDs (what do we call nukes, then?) (f) do not understand the concept that the US helped both Osama and Hussein come to power in the first place…I could go on. I guess that’s what they mean when they say “the fog of war”, huh?
One more: at work, we have a weekly game where we have movie trivia questions on the board, give us the line and we guess the movie. This week it was “We don’t have to show you no stinkin’ BADGES!”. Only I knew it. Ironically, the past ten questions have all been for movies like “American Pie”, “The Matrix 3”, “Ice Age”, and other bits of retarded immaturity that you couldn’t drag me to see if I was dead, hence didn’t know them. So, I’m called “the ignorant one”. Kind of like what happens when people who speak of nothing but sports try to engage me in sports talk. If there’s an entry on this thread where somebody marvels at the idiot they met who doesn’t know anything about football, that’s me they’re talking about. And I’m DA-Yum proud! (-:
By the way, casinos do not make money when you lose at their game. They make their profit when you win. They do that by not paying you the money you’re entitled to for beating the odds you just beat. For example: I make up a game involving a single die. You pick the number and pay one dollar per game; if your number comes up, I’ll pay you five dollars. Note that the true odds of winning are 1-6, I’m paying you 1-4. This is how all casino games make their money off of you, the exact same concept applied to all different kinds of games. I am morally convinced that I am the only mortal endowed with this knowledge, the other 6.3 billion of you need to get this straight…please do reply that you know this, and give me some hope for the world, yet. Even if you’re Donald Trump, drop me a line.
Man, I can’t WAIT to move outta Las Vegas!
Sorry if some of this sounded arrogant. It’s my “hot button” topic.
Peace and Love and all that jazz,
Hosiah
PS Oops, I almost forgot, you’re wasting your time if you let a credit card balance ride from month to month at 18% interest, while putting money away in a savings account earning 3% interest. Pay off your debt first, then save.