Argh! An udder is a part of a cow, the word you want is utter!

[Siam_Sam]

I think they had bedder.

[drewbert]

@ArchiveGuy

Oh, goodie, people are just going to milk this for all its worth. And I’m betting the poor pun displays we’ve seen are still the cream of the crop! What are the odds things get worse before they get better? I’d say half-and-half.

Quit spoiling the fun!

[LurkMeister]

I read the title of this thread and the first thing I thought was: What happens when a cow tries to jump over a barb-wire fence?

Udder destruction.

(I’m just surprised nobody beat me to it)

[Mister_Rik]

Every time I see someone type “udder” when they mean “utter”, I cry plaintiffly.

Yeah, been seeing that one a lot lately, too. “Plaintiff” when they mean “plaintive”. I blame our litigious society.

[Siam_Sam]

But so many plaintiffs ARE plaintive.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

Some people, maybe there cows do have utters.

You just have to look under their to see them.

[brujaja]

I decided that, by lowing my standards, I might be able tp post in this thread before we all moove on. It behooves me however to try and steer you all clear of further misdeeds, at the risk of being branded a futty-dutty.

[Nava]

@Siam Sam

Now getting back to the subject at hand – Get it? At hand. Udders. Milking – I actually pronounce the Ts in “utter” as Ts myself. I say “utter” and not “udder.”

Given there’s people Out There who skip half their T’s (I don’t mean the drink with the cloud of milk), turning “20” into “tweeny” and “can’t” into “can” (of condensed milk?), I’m surprised I still haven’t seen anybody write “ur” for “utter”. Or maybe “u’re”.