Armadillos in our trousers

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The thread about Jennifer Lopez’s dress made me wonder if there is an equivalent sentiment with regards to men -

If Brad Pitt showed up at the Academy Awards with pants so tight that every bit of his bits was plainly outlined in his trousers, would it be as widely commented on as Ms. Lopez’s nipples? How much detail is too much detail - do you really want to know if Russell Crowe is a helmet or an anteater?

This may be better suited to IMHO. If the mods determine that it is, please send it on over.

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Being the male chauvinist pig that I am, I’m really glad that things are the way they are and that I’m not constantly exposed to “testicleavage.”

3

I was so sure that this thread was going to be about This is Spinal Tap.

4

Oh boy, another CHOIRBOYS fan!
– Ukulele “Yeah, this one got banged up a bit” Ike

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Yes, Ike, I’m a Wambaugh fan. I’ve used that term before and gotten the strangest looks. I’m also partial to the story about the policemen interviewing the hooker who was in the knife fight: “Did you get cut in the fracas?” “No suh, 'bout 3 inches above it.”

Well, there, I’v hijacked my own thread yet again.