As an adult I appreciate married with children on a totally different level

Peg: “What does that toilet have that I don’t?”

Al: “A job!”

I wish I could still find my NO MA’AM t-shirt.

I think this was because they translated it into various languages quite well across Europe. The Germans were big fans, and this was in a town I lived in for a bit as well:

Al Bundy Shuhe, Hildesheim, Germany

Oh, that was lovely! Puts ‘Dancing With the Stars’ to shame, I think only Apollo Ohno and Julianne Hough on that show did a dance number nearly as hot.

There was a British version in the 90s starring Russ Abbott. I’m not sure it ever got past pilot.

Al did now how good he had it. (Or at least his writers did…). Al hooked up with an attractive energetic women who wanted to take him away from all that, and what did he do? He went back to Peg and the kids. Why? “I’m married. With children.”