As God is my witness, I believed mice could fly

[Nava]

@runner pat

@Polycarp

When Lindsey read that, she gave your joke a Lohen grin.

:threatens Polycarp and tdn with wet trout:

Wouldn’t a wet mouse be more appropriate?
Wile E, I have no idea what it was about, but then, there’s a lot of American references which just fly waaaaay over my head.

[Little_Nemo]

@outlierrn

Wot is your name?
Sir Michael of Disney

Wot is your quest?
To slay the viscous Brown snake of Guam

Wot is the color of a mouse?
Gray (SPLAT) no - red!

[Boyo_Jim]

They need a modern day St. Patrick, who I am assured by reliable sources (my crazy dad), got rid of all the snakes in Ireland. Apparently they all moved to England and took over the government. or so his story goes.

[Wile_E]

@Nava

…

Wile E, I have no idea what it was about, but then, there’s a lot of American references which just fly waaaaay over my head.

I thought a biology geek might get it. Murine is the term used for the species of mice, it’s also an eye drop. Although, I think Visine is actually the one that advertises it will “get the red out”.

Anyway … nice day we’re having. whistles non-chalantly

Move along folks, nothing to see here.

[Little_Nemo]

@Wile_E

I thought a biology geek might get it. Murine is the term used for the species of mice, it’s also an eye drop. Although, I think Visine is actually the one that advertises it will “get the red out”.

And are the Murine jokes tied in with the Lindsay Lohan jokes? Because I lost track.

[CalMeacham]

And are the Murine jokes tied in with the Lindsay Lohan jokes? Because I lost track.

Couldn’t be – the Lohan jokes came after his.
You can’t hold Wile E responsible for things that happen in the future.

[Wile_E]

@CalMeacham

And are the Murine jokes tied in with the Lindsay Lohan jokes? Because I lost track.

Couldn’t be – the Lohan jokes came after his.
You can’t hold Wile E responsible for things that happen in the future.

Her. And thanks. I have no explanation for the Lohan jokes, I didn’t get those either. Unless it was some sort of mouse/pussy connection thing. I was ignoring that, just like everyone else ignored the murine thing.

So, moving along …

[CalMeacham]

I have no explanation for the Lohan jokes

Since there was a joke on Die Fledermaus, the reply was a joke on Wagner’s Lohengrin

Lohengrin (opera)

A bit of a stretch, but not unheard of in MPSIMS.

Sorry about getting your sex wrong. But the coyote is clearly a guy.

[Little_Nemo]

@Wile_E

I have no explanation for the Lohan jokes, I didn’t get those either. Unless it was some sort of mouse/pussy connection thing. I was ignoring that, just like everyone else ignored the murine thing.

So, moving along …

For those who don’t know, eyedrops are supposedly good for beating drug tests.

[outlierrn]

99 dreams I have had, and every one a mouse balloon,
and here I am just standing pretty, on this land that was SnakeCity…

[BaneSidhe]

I think I’ve hurt myself laughing!

[BaneSidhe]

Husband has just relayed to me that the little symbol on the Tylenol tablets is plane shaped.

COINCIDENCE? I think not

[Wile_E]

@Little_Nemo

@Wile_E

I have no explanation for the Lohan jokes, I didn’t get those either. Unless it was some sort of mouse/pussy connection thing. I was ignoring that, just like everyone else ignored the murine thing.

So, moving along …

For those who don’t know, eyedrops are supposedly good for beating drug tests.

And that brings us back to Lindsey Lohan!

[Little_Nemo]

@Wile_E

And that brings us back to Lindsey Lohan!

Exactly. The plan’s all coming together.

[BobArrgh]

Would these cardboard contraptions make these mice “Meals on Pinwheels”?

Meals on Wheels is an organization that delivers meals to people in need. Also, there was an old joke about mice on rollerskates and a cat who thought they were “Meals on Wheels”.