Do you really want me to answer that?
Not if you are going to be cruel about it.
I think “BENNED” would be more appropriate for you (you know, like BENT, except a little different?) 
It would make my day to see someone with the user title of BUNNED, though.
“Honest ivan” would be far more apt. < tongue-firmly-in-cheek smiley >
See, we don’t ask for much, do we? Come on, you minge-bag mods!
Maybe usr/bin/ ?
You are so asking for rm -rf usr/bin/, yo.
Ooh, so close!
I would really like “Lord of Time and Space” on my moniker!! Please!!
I’ll even make cookies if that will help.
I’m still waiting for those cookies.
I am shocked. And amused.
I am shamused.
Coming right up your Moderator-ness – Cookies!
Oh. My. God. :eek:
Can you feel your arteries hardening? 
Disable smilies in this post… is what it said.
It says nothing about differently abled or challenged smilies.
Or challenged similies either.
Close but no cigar.
I have Mezcal in my liquor cabinet, does that count as good tequila? Right now I am drinking rum and Fuze. Mmmm rum and fake tropical juices. Mmmm rum. Mmm tropics.
Where exactly are the mods vacationing?
What are you, NEW? Everyone knows that all chocolate love offerings are to be sent to **FairyChatMom. ** Sheesh! How did you make it to moderator?
Same as everyone else. The usual - bribery, strange sexual favours…
I knew you shouldn’t have told. Now you’re back to being just a Member like me.
Goodbye mod me. I was a king for a day. I feel so ordinary now. Thanks for all the fish.
Let’s not grow apart, Niner.
Oh and those cookies? Pee-yuke. I expect better from a Doctor. 
What a lovely sentiment. Thank you.
(I don’t know what’s happening here. This place is beginning to choke me up.)
I actually made those cookies a few years back…
protip: make sure the bacon is cooked to crunchiness. You don’t want it chewy. Trust me.