As I type this

…the ladies at HSN are pretending the vibrator they’re hawking is for aching shoulders and back.

And the pipes they sell at the head shop are strictly for smoking tobacco.

Wait, are you saying that the radio ads that used to play on WAAF and The Edge 99.7 for that headshop in Providence, Rhode Island that always said “our pipes are strictly for tobacco use only” at the end of each ad were disingenuous?