Now we have state legislator Dorothy B. Pelote from Savannah claiming to other house members that she is psychic and can speak with the dead. Chandra Levy has even “visited” her.
If at least you have no shame, remember that you are supposed to be representing the people of this state. Shut the fuck up and go away, you fruitcake.
Aw, now, mouthbreather, don’t be so hard on them. Savannah’s a wonderful place to visit. I have particularly enjoyed visiting there around St. Patrick’s Day, when the entire town turns Irish. Yes, even that man over there walking an invisible dog for his deceased former employer.
I dunno, though. I was only half-serious – from what I’ve heard it’s nice. HIstorical architecture, laid back vibe, etc.
But I’ve also gathered (and no, not just from MitGoG&E) that it’s full of eccentric nutbags who believe in every sort of mumbo-jumbo known to man, and even a few more jumbos not yet discovered.
Maybe if I ever get the urge to do hallucinagenics again I’ll get a hold of some mushrooms and make my way down there. Hell, I’ll probably fit in at that point.
"Hey y’all, look – some 300lb guy with a shaved head is rolling around in the streets singing about the blue doorknob that sounds like the color red and tastes like light…