I have nothing to add except to say that this made me giggle like a schoolgirl.
bear hugs to gobear
Whatever’s up, my shoulders are quite absorbent.
Priam, sweetie, it’s time to stop ogling and, oh, I don’t know, say hello or something?
And for the record, there is enough of me to go around. So the line forms here, and if y’all don’t feel like waiting in line, we can work something out for that too.*
*could also use some hugs and affection seeing as how the gay men in Madison seem to be pretty uniform in their swinishness lately
I almost read that as swishiness. 
Awww… ((Otto))
Ahh but now you’ve discovered my one weakness (outside of persistent acne attacks which it would be very impolite to mention in my presence). All bark, no bite hon.
But still can give you a HUGE HUG from over where I’m sitting.
Hell, bark can taste good, too. And you can be taught to bite…
Hugs all around
Yo.
big hug
I hope whatever is leading you to be sad is something passing that you can learn a lesson from.
Ya know…all these men say they have black hair and green eyes, but is my mailbox filled with any proof of this?
And I notice gobear is dodging the question of which of us is Rock and which is Doris. Fortunately Esprix has volunteered for the role of sidekick but the vital question of the day as yet remains unanswered.
Otto, all my bets say that you get to be the one flitting about singing Que Sera Sera and getting caught up in madcap capers.
Proof is waiting in your mailbox.
I’ll be Breathless Mahoney!
i’d say the tension (of the bad kind) has completely disappeared from this thread.
Like that narrows it down…
:::swoon:::
:::thud:::
Sorry, all the blood rushed away from my head…
I… ahem… think you need to share with the group. Y’know, for our edification.
Check your mail, Otto. My pic will bear out my claims.
Can a straight, happily married woman check in to say that I have thoroughly enjoyed all the shameless flirting on in this thread (seeing as how I’m a shameless flirt myself).
You guys are awesome!
And I’m jealous! I want to see what everybody looks like too!!! 
Ah, how I long for the days of the Straight Dope People Pages…
Esprix