Y’know, I finally figured out that I don’t want to be a warm, loving person once you get to know me. I just want to be a person who gets to go home and have hot homo sex with at least one person a week. Fuck warm and loving!
Okay, maybe not. I actually want both.
I’m so disgusted with the gay world. Fuck you, gay world! Fuck the goddamn plastic twinkie queens with their laundry list of “acceptable” bodily features. May you all moulder in Hell with a magma butt plug up your perfect pert asses and a white-hot iron chain around your perfect 28-inch waists. May your perfect Aberfuckme & Crotch wardrobe turn to burning cinders on your perfect plastic twinkie cookie-cutter bodies. May you all have eternal dates with the most horrific leprosy-ridden, pustule-spewing, hang-all-over-you, slobbering hereditary degenerates Satan can find. Fuck you, gay world!
And your goddamn child-substitute cats, too.