Dear Fucknugget: This is NOT A LIFESTYLE!!!

The BBQ Pit
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Ok, you phlegm based being attempting to pass itself off as a carbon based life form, get it through your pointed little head: BEING GAY IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING LIFESTYLE!

I, and every other gay man, lesbian, trans, etc, DO NOT fucking RECRUIT!

What the fuck would the recruitment ad be anyway? Be harrassed, degraded, debased, and scorned by a large segment of society BUT you do get to have all this fabulous sex?

In what deranged universe do you think that queers live carefree lives, tripping along merrily scorning the Bible as they go off to yet another sodomite orgy and brunch?

I had to watch you spew your mindless bile on Nightline tonight, claiming that gays seduce people into our “lifestyle.”

Do you want to know what my lifestyle is, you smug cunt? My lifestyle is having a helluva time walking around and not being able to type half the time(and I’m a web designer) as I try to stave off fatigue and pain from having multiple sclerosis. I have to feel shitty and at times feel guilty because after years of trying to find a good man, when I find one I get sick a year into it and have to depend on him for money and emotional support. Now, if that’s the GAY LIFESTYLE, I think people would think twice before signing up, you superior slag.

We don’t recruit, we don’t seduce, and we don’t go for the conversion. Conversion should be a familiar concept to you though, you hypocritical insult to the entire female gender.

And you. You smug bastard who claim that you found God and were saved from this “broken lifestyle.” BITE MY ASS.

You force yourself back into the closet, fine. But then you feel you have to go around telling me that the shit you are eating is caviar and wouldn’t I like a bite? NO. I don’t want a damn bite.

It is groups like Exodus International and yours which is focused on recruitment, seduction, and conversion.

If a straight person is miserable because of a string of meaningless affairs that went bad we don’t see people suggesting that maybe they should be gay.

BUT… a gay person who is having a bad time romantically gets preyed upon by these vile creatures, told that their problem stems not from shitty circumstances but from their sexual identity. I’ve had them try that crap with me. Don’t come to people who are vulnerable, work your way in and attempt to convert them. That is evil and vile.

FUCKING BLEH!

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Fucknugget - that’s what first attracted me to your post.

The people in quesstion are condemnable. They use religion to escape laws against hatred and discrimination.

I can’t write much more right now, as it’s early in the morning, and I’m strung out, but when I come to my senses, I’ll be right there with the rest of the SDMB queers.

Another queer thread? When will this bullshit ever end?

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Well, when you’re dealing with people who thjink snakes can talk, axheads float on water, and women have one les rib than men, it’s not surprising that they also believe in one more myth of the “gay lifestyle.”

Why are some people hetero, others homo, and the majority somewhere in between? Who the hell know. The origins of human sexual attraction have not yet been discovered. But it is plainly obvious that one does not choose sexual attraction, it chooses you.

When I was growing up, I didn’t weigh my options–“Hmmm, women, men? Men, women?” Instyead, I found that, try as I might,I couldn’t get interested in Farrah Fawcett Majors like the other guys at school. Instead, I found I kept noticing the other guys at school, and having erotic dreams about hugging pro wrestlers. Where is the choice in that?

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“Sodomite orgy and brunch” cracks me up. :smiley:

“What do you want to do, Lord Worplesdon?”
“I don’t know, Lord Pimplebrock. Shall we brunch?”
“Certainly! Then we shall have a sodomite orgy!”
“Happy days! I’ll get the petroleum jelly.”

:smiley:

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My lesbian aunt (everyone I’ve ever met has a lesbian aunt somewhere)…she tried for years to use religion to keep her from her “lifestyle”. I felt so bad for her, because she was so utterly miserable, trying to date men, etc. She was so lonely. She finally gave up, and started living with another woman…her cousin, mind you and that’s kinda fugged up. But I’m happy that she’s found love, and all that. Most of the family stopped talking to her for a while, but they’re coming round. She’s such a lovely, vibrant person when she’s happy.

The thing I can’t stand is half the people in my family keep on insisting that she’s truly miserable now…because she’s living in sin.

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What are these 'fucknuggets" you keep refering to? Can I get them at my local grocery store, or do I have to order them over the internet? I can think of several friends who would love to receive them as gifts!
BTW, is it true that if you pour hot water over them, they make their own gravy?

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Slythe: No, you’re thinking of the Italian version: Fucknuggio.

Fucknuggio con Ass-Gravy.

Look for it at an Italian restaurant near you.

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“There is a gay agenda, okay? It has just two items on it: 1) don’t get killed, and 2) a decent brunch. That’s it!” - Elvira Kurt

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A site everyone here should check out to cool off a bit:

The Brunching Shuttlecocks: Comedy with a “Runch”

Pure and simple as a hammer to the forebrain.

(Brunch, brunch, brunch. :))

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For some reason, I’m the only person in my entire family who’s neither a confirmed heterosexual nor an infant. It’s so bizarre when I think about it - everyone in my family who’s legal is married, except my brother, and he dates. So odd. Anyway, I’m holding out hope for my little cousins. I can’t be the only one, dammit.

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**Matt_mcl wrote:

For some reason, I’m the only person in my entire family who’s neither a confirmed heterosexual nor an infant.**

You and me, both! I’m the only queer in my family, too. I think my youngest brother may be gay, but there’s no hard evidence. I’m thinking of asking him, next time I see him.

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There’s probably more gay people in your family-you just don’t know it.

Besides-who cares-it’s really none of anyone’s business.

Seriously-why do people CARE so much? I mean, d’uh, unless you’re planning on dating the person, why does their orientation matter?

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“It’s nice to have that friend around the holiday season. ‘…We’re both gay! Leave us alone!’”
-Suzanne Westenhoefer

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I’ve read the parts of the Bible that people use to call homosexuality immoral/wrong/ungodly/whatever. I pretty much just disregard them - my God doesn’t think that way. It makes me sad that they’re there, though. How different our society would be without those nasty little bits of writing (as well as the crap about women.)

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Esprix, Scott, Gobear and the rest of you almost had me fooled. But, this thread not only reveals the existence of a gay agenda, it reveals the horrifying nature of that agenda.
Item-Hastur is gay.

Item-Yog Sothoth appears as a swarm of irridescent bubbles-Irridescent=rainbow

Item-The Elder Sign is a five-pointed star with a *flaming* eye at the center.

Item-HP Lovecraft became ill at the sight or smell of seafood

Item-The Color Out Of Space warps and destroys earthly life.

Put all the facts together and the truth is revealed!

Gays and lesbians are the servants of the Great Old Ones.  They are the "flaming" ones the Elder Signs tells us to watch for. Their rainbow flags are attempts to replicate the Color Out Of Space. With the COOS gays could destroy the human race, readying the Earth for the return of their dark masters. People *are* born gay. The Deep Ones interbreed with humans. This produces people with the "Insmouth Look.". But there is a second, more insidious hybrid- people with the "Gay gene". Under the guise of friendliness, they acquire power. They do the *Will* of Cthulhu and pray for the *Grace* of Dagon. They can **NOT** be cured. If they are successful, the whole world shall be one giant Pridefest, Cthulhu shall rise form R'yleh, the Black Goat of The Woods shall bear his thousand young, Azathoth shall roll in the outer darkness and the Earth will be silent=dead!
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:Eek:

Hastur - Just keep telling yourself “They’re not all like that.”

I’m not sure who the “they” is in that sentence, but maybe it’ll help. Or, you could send your SO to hang around the TV studio to kick the fucknuggets’ asses when they appear…Whichever.

And this bi gal will echo you on the “Lifestyle? Why would anyone want my lifestyle?” portion of the rant.

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I hope this doesn’t offend anyone, but here’s what I learned in a psychology class of mine this year:

Homosexuality may not be caused by genes at all. As near as research can pinpoint, it’s probably caused by chemical imbalances in the body of a pregnant mother.

So you really can blame it on your Mom! ;j

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Or you can thank her?

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Oh, and what about bisexuality? Are we only half as imbalanced? Or twice as much so? :slight_smile:

Ok, I’ll stop hijacking.

Doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me though :frowning: Sorry

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Sorry about the blame part, so let me clarify.

I don’t mean that all homosexuals are chemically imbalanced. I didn’t mean to imply that at all.

I only mean that something has caused an imbalance in the body of the pregnant mother. Since most babies don’t survive such imbalances, that homosexual children are born at all proves that they are pretty resilient.

And please don’t think that I pulled this information from some wacko website. It was in my psych textbook, and the book itself was very complementary to homosexuals, didn’t portray it as anything short of a valid way of life.

Hope that clears the air. :slight_smile: