As Slow As Possible

Inspired by this thread about the writer who spent his whole life completing one sentence.

I give you the performance of, “As Slow As Possible”, a musical piece that will run for 639 years. Continuously, not one note every now and then like that other performance. The next change is Feb 5th, 2022 - next week! I can barely wait.

…and it’s G# !!!
Wicked !

Here’s something I posted 7 years ago:

Oh ho! This should spark some outrage!

Why, wait till Mad Magazine finds out about this! Or Kelly, the razor-sharp cartooninst for the Onion. He might at this very moment be preparing a takedown of Sicko Dead “Art” Pushers (heh heh heh)!

Just like the strains of Nero’s fiddle playing meant that Rome must not have been having many problems.

I thought, “This sounds like a John Cage thing” and I was right.

Anyway, shortly after I graduated from college in 1994, I attended the first 30 minutes or so of “Vexations”, performed in honor of a retiring professor of piano. It was free, and people could come and go as they wished.