Inspired by this thread about the writer who spent his whole life completing one sentence.
I give you the performance of, “As Slow As Possible”, a musical piece that will run for 639 years. Continuously, not one note every now and then like that other performance. The next change is Feb 5th, 2022 - next week! I can barely wait.
Why, wait till Mad Magazine finds out about this! Or Kelly, the razor-sharp cartooninst for the Onion. He might at this very moment be preparing a takedown of Sicko Dead “Art” Pushers (heh heh heh)!
I thought, “This sounds like a John Cage thing” and I was right.
Anyway, shortly after I graduated from college in 1994, I attended the first 30 minutes or so of “Vexations”, performed in honor of a retiring professor of piano. It was free, and people could come and go as they wished.