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Here’s mine; What’s the oldest printed fictional story, written purely for entertainment? I know they went for bibles in a BIG way, but what about just for fun.
Peace,
mangeorge
How long will it be before a mod closes this thread and bans everyone involved?
Oh oh, what did I do now?
A long time. I doubt any bannings will occur. And he did ask a question.
If you mean printed as in on a press, I’m sure it wouldn’t have been long after the Bible was off that they’d make a fun-read story.
I mean like a novel, printed on the Gutenberg. All a search got me was the bible.
Here’s my dumb question: When the hell did the legal system in this country change? Was I asleep or what? Here’s my situation - Last night, some young people vandalized my truck. They punctured one of the tire, broke off the radion antenna, and scratched the crap out of the paint (the responding police officer said it looked like more than $3000.00 worth of damage to him). Now, then, a person actually talked to the culprits! The witness identified the youngsters by looking at photos in a high school yearbook. The police took photos and other evidence at the scene, and then went to the home of one of the alleged perpetrators and the person confessed and implicated the others involved - the police found the broken antenna in this person’s bedroom. Here’s the part I don’t get: the police officer said he would be a witness if the case went to court, and he could present all the evidence that was accumulated, but I would have to start the ball rolling by contacting the D.A.s office and talking with a prosecuting attorney! WTF? Where I grew up (okay, a long time ago) the process was automatic after the police showed up. I was very surprised to hear that I, as the victim, would be responsible for pushing this crime through the justice system. Am I just naive or what?
Actually, I believe it was quite a while before fiction was printed as entertainment (as opposed to myths that were taken to be facts). At the time the printing press was invented, hardly anyone knew how to read; only the ranking clergy, nobles, and scribes. There wouldn’t have been a market for “just stories”. And, books were still heinously expensive, for a long time after the invention of movable type.
But, what the first novel would have been, I have no idea.
all i know is that the Epic of Gilgamesh is like the oldest book outside the Bible (according to my history book).
I think it’s called “press charges”, radar ralf, and it’s been the law for a long time. I had to do it (at the kid’s dad’s request) many years ago.
mangeorge: I’ve already done that! Admittedly, to the police officer, but dang - don’t that count? Isn’t he an “officer of the court”?
Yes. It’s the victim’s option whether or not to actually pursue the case in a court of law. You could, in theory, let it drop and relinquish your right to seek remedy.
This is a nontrivial problem in rape and abuse cases, where the victim is psychologically unwilling to press charges against the tormentor. Some states have instituted systems whereby the state presses charges in the victim’s place, allowing the victim to seek treatment while the case progresses.
Ya know, MPSIMS was once just a single thread, too.
Hmm. Earliest printed fiction for fun… . early ones would have been the block-books, before moveable type (the text was carved into the wood block with the illustrations) but these were mostly (all?) religious. So this rules out all Bibles, biblical commentary, lives of the saints, and 'how to die correctly" and ‘you’ve all been very bad’ themed-works. This goes too for the chiro-xylographs, which had printed illustrations but manuscript text. So lets narrow this down to moveable type (which comes along maybe 50 years after they started printing on paper, 20 years or so after book are ‘printed’ at all (the above types) on paper. In Europe.
Ok. . I see a reference for a book called “Der Ackermann aus Böhmen” (The ploughman from Bohemia. I think?) published in Bamberg “around” 1460 by Johannes von Saaz. That sounds secular. In 1461 there is a dated book also in Bamberg, earliest (dated) book printed in German, called Der Edelstein (the gemstone/ jewel) which is a book of fables. Pub. Ulrich Boner. In the 1470s there’s a lot more stuff put out–Bocaccio, Aesop, etc, but the above just might be our winners. In the first decade of movable type they didn’t put out a whole lot. How’s that?
My question-- does a bicycle ‘hang from’ its spokes or ‘stand’ on them, or both? How could we do the math for such a thing?
Oh, and in response to Davebear’s note about literacy, actually in northern Europe/ Italy of the 15th century literacy levels had increased substantially go a good chunk of the middle class, especially urban, could read to some degree-- this was a result of the beginnings of a public education system here and there and mass movements of lay piety like the devotio moderna, where people were copying out their own bibles and books of hours. Even wimmen! Not great, but miles better than, say, the 11th century. Enough to bring in questions of whether printing caused literacy rates to skyrocket or whether literacy was already so well increased that there was a demand for a more efficient technology like printing (given time-lines the latter seems to be the case, in a sort of coincidental ‘right thing at the right time’ sort of way). In the 11th century there may have just not been enough of a demand to support it (acknowledged ‘what if’ logic excused).
Can you tell I took minor exams in all of this?
capybara, hang. Take a single spoke and to crush it until it bends, take another and pull it apart and see which is harder to do.
And these are all GQ’s, IMHO.
Why don’t I just merge all of General Questions into this thread?
We like having one stupid question per thread. It makes it easier for us to keep up.
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