Can you loan me $1,000? I promise I’ll pay it back next month.
E.
Wtf?
You beat me to it. 
Because seven eight nine!
Between the car seats.
Nope, sorry. (WOW! That was the easiest question yet! More like that, please.)
omg! idk! :eek:
:d & r:
Is Cecil Adams for real?
Holy crap! He did? Man, we’ve got to get out of here before he tries anything!
Scott runs away, trips, gets back up again, and keeps running
Who?
What?
When?
Where?
Why?
How?
Where can I find experienced injury attorneys handling injury cases?
why does it hurt when I poop?
How do I get blood stains out of carpet?
Are Mdr and Zebra’s questions related?
Who shot the deputy?
What’s the frequency, Kenneth?
Where were you on the night of June 23rd, 1987?
When will I be loved?
Why do fools fall in love?
How can you mend a broken heart?
How about a tenner?
C’mon, man, I promise I’ll pay you back.
Oh - how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
E.
My socks are L/R interchangable, where do you get “handed” socks? No wait… where do you get left/right specific socks… 
Yes, Virginia, there really is a Cecil Adams.
Ha…but seriously, my real thought? I think there was once. I don’t think he’s still around or alive, though. I think the Cecil that makes the rare post on here is just someone else on that name…because I think that the name Cecil Adams is a regestered and copywritten tradmark name.
So I don’t think he really exists anymore, however, if he does, I’m in a heap of trouble…cause nothing is worse than not believing in Cecil and having him turn out to be real and then having HIM not believe in YOU.
Me
Am answering your questions
Just right now
On the SDMB
Well, er…because I said I would!
With my fingers…but yes, with my toes WOULD me more interesting.
On the back of your yellow pages.
It was that corn cob you accidently swallowed last night.
Peroxcide, Windex, Dishsoap. (Hey, I understand, Happens to me all the
If they happen to live together I’d say the percentage of their questions being related at 62 percent.
It was the sheriff before I shot HIM.
Sorry, this is questions for me, not Kennith
I was in New York!
You already are.
I doubt they do very much. I think that love sometimes makes fools out of them.
I have no idea. Now if you had asked me how to stop the rain from coming down…I could have told you.
Gee, why didn’t you ask me who wrote the book of love?
If I could, I would.
It depends on who you ask…answers vary from 3 to…well, the world may never know. Me, however, I can do it in one. Top THAT.
Well, it always seems to be the left one! You put on your right sock and there you are wondering where the left one went to.
But for a serious answer…I think you actually CAN get socks that are rights and lefts…I mean, I could have sworn I’ve seen them, had them before. Isn’t it having to do with where the seam is?
Hmmm, it ate the rest of my sentence. I think the FBI may be on to us… :eek:
Both of them let you stay in bed longer in the morning.
What will happen if I cut this wire?