Ask the [blank]

Are you gonna eat that?

[QUOTE=Giles]
Would that work? I’ve tried to blank myself, but I could never quite reach :slight_smile:
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I never actually thought that was possible, and then I watched some porn where this guy really does it! I mean, he doesn’t quite make it to halfway, but the head and some shaft are really in there!

[QUOTE=chaoticbear]
I never actually thought that was possible, and then I watched some porn where this guy really does it! I mean, he doesn’t quite make it to halfway, but the head and some shaft are really in there!
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That’d be convenient if you were, like, camping out for concert tickets or something and couldn’t get to the bathroom easily.

[QUOTE=twickster]
Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp?
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Snoopy.

[QUOTE=Labelless]
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
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That was a long time ago; then it was the INS. Now they call it ICE. Same product, new package.

[QUOTE=Micro Dot]
Why did you start this thread? Are you a mystic who knows all and tells all? :smiley:
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That’s for me to know and you to find out.

[QUOTE=Kuboydal]
Does anybody really know what time it is?
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I do. But I’m not going to tell you. You have to find out for yourself. That’s just part of growing up. Sorrry.

[QUOTE=pravnik]
Do you believe you were born blank, or is being blank the result of a conscious choice you made?
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I became blank through a slow process of reverse osmosis.

I highly recommend it.

[QUOTE=Giles]
I have an ambition to become a blank. Do I need to go to blank to do this, or do I just have to blank by myself?
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You have to blank out first. From there it’s a breeze. Take your time. Blank doesn’t obtain in a day.

[QUOTE=Giles]
I have an ambition to become a blank. Do I need to go to blank to do this, or do I just have to blank by myself?
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I used to be a Blank, then I got married.

Blank being my maiden name and all.

I’m testing this question for the best answer, pucker up.
I’d like to hang out with some new friends. Should I start doing drugs to fit in?