Unless you have a real need for a dog, this doesn’t include you are a lonely empty person and want to buy something that loves you and you can love back, you should have to put your dog to sleep or you should be shot.
when come back bring pie.
What about cat owners? What do we get, lethal injection?
And what brought this on, anyway? Did a dog chew up your copy of The Elements of Style or something?
his proposal sounds reasonable. Let’s hear him out.
You’re right.
Forgive my initial flippant, dismissive reply to your idea, ** BZ00000**. Please, elaborate.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BZeroes, my dogs all fart in your general direction.
I think that’s a capital idea! I’m rushing down to the vet tomorrow! C’mon Maggie, c’mon, Tucker! It’s over, let’s go!
Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
“Guess what, Biff? My owner is going shopping, then she’s taking me to the vet to get tutored!”
/Larson
Might I suggest that you take this advice to heart, BZOOOOO and apply it to yourself?
Screw you.
Do you have a reason for this canine racism or do you always puke such nonsense out for the pleasure of us all?
He and his mother got raped by a bunch of dogs on their way back from a crazy night of smoking, drinking, and playing poker.
It’s a totally rational idea.
Do you have a reason for this canine racism or do you always puke such nonsense out for the pleasure of us all?
How is this racism?
Can anybody give me one valid reason a person needs to own a dog?
Seeing eye dogs, etc. not included.
Might I suggest that you take this advice to heart, BZOOOOO and apply it to yourself?
Screw you.
Ok, as soon as I get a dog I’ll put it to sleep.
He and his mother got raped by a bunch of dogs on their way back from a crazy night of smoking, drinking, and playing poker.
It’s a totally rational idea.
That’s clever.
So’s your OP. What a great way to troll.
If people didn’t have dogs, I couldn’t sell dog food, therefore my ass would be on welfare. And I would have to amuse myself watching Jerry Springer. And that would suck.
I can. I need to own a dog because playing with a dog beats knowing dumbfuck trolling assholes like you.
BZ00000, can you give me one valid reason why you need to post here?
BZ00000
If you do not want a dog, don’t get one. Don’t suggest a stupid course of action for others. Not only are you suggesting something that is totally absurd and mean-spirited, you are also far less than a dog. You are a human yet you lack humane thought practices. Why don’t you consider therapy?
Now… go B in the zoo. You will be surrounded by living creatures that are smarter and more valuable than your ignorant ass. SCREW YOU!