Because a dog belonging to someone nearby has been barking NON FUCKING STOP for half an hour now. I have now idea what it’s fucking beef is, but it is by far the most annoying animal I have ever encountered. ANYTHING will set this dog off: a closed car door, a garage door opening or closing, a wet fart, anything. It’s so fucking annoying my roommate and I have been considering the possibility of making sure this dog fills some random shoebox in the middle of the Las Vegas desert.
I can handle dogs, I love them. Even dogs that bark randomly and rarely don’t bother me. But a dog that barks at the drop of a pin at any time of day (6am barking sessions are not fun), every day, really fucking gets under my skin.
So…is it okay to wish a quick, merciful, D-CON end to man’s best friend? If not I’ll cool down and settle for wishing on this animal a severe rectal itch. And anyone else have stories of animals not belonging to you that undoubtedly needed a punch to the nuts, similar to what the Hulk did to one of the mutant pooches.
You are an annoying animal, I hope you catch a nasty doggie bug and shit liquid Gravy Train for a week. grrrr. :mad: