" Ask The --- Doper " Threads- what would we like to see?

It hasn’t been updated in three years, but…here’s a list of past Ask The threads.

I promise to update it on November 1st of this year adding all the ones from the past three years.

Thanks! This should almost be a sticky…

Ask the mad scientist

Ask the Dread Pirate Roberts

Ask the Charlie Sheen

Ask the acrobat

Ask the professional horse-rider

Well, I’m not quite mad, but feeling a bit testy.

Oh, you study male fertility?

Actually the “Ask the Charlie Sheen” thread is just like the “Ask the mad scientist” thread. Only without the science.

The Jews in Jail (or whatever) thread has me wanting an “Ask the Person Who’s Been in Prison” thread.

You…you…your mind it’s not able to even con-ceive of the stuff that thread could tell you… it’s on a total other level and like a color you can’t see and I’m just telling the truth.

Ask the spy

Ask the President, Chancellor, King/Queen of…

Ask the Hollywood-Psychologist

Ask the game developer
Ask the rocket scientist
Ask the priest/nun
Ask the whistleblower
Ask the (ex)partner/child of a convicted psyschopath/pedofile/murderer etc
Ask the person who had gave up on love/happiness and found it totally unexpected…(need this on fast)

would be great if this was one poster

Done. I went month by month, and all the threads are collected at the start of the last one. I’m not pregnant anymore (whew!), but you’re still welcome to ask me anything about it.

My cat is very open, and I’m happy to translate for him.

I’m the child of a convicted pedophile. If people really want to see a thread about it, PM me, and if there’s significant interest, I’ll start one. I suspect, though, that it wouldn’t be as interesting or enlightening as you think.

Yes please!

NAF’s thread.

I almost started “Ask the person who wore an arm cast for 74 days” thread, but I didn’t think it would be that interesting.

OK :slight_smile:

Zing!

I could do with an ask the…

spiritual leader (any type)
homeopath
furry/plushie (people who like to dress up as animals/mascots in regular social situations… and sometimes intimate situations)
bully

I wanted to ask my dentist too but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. So, I asked the hygienist, “what the hell possessed you to go into a career that has you scraping nasty plaque off people’s teeth day in and day out?” She laughed and said, “I was a nursing student but decided that I didn’t want to work night, weekends, or holidays so I transferred to the dental hygiene program.” Seemed like a good reason to me. There are so many other questions I wanted to ask though and didn’t. So, I’d also like to see an ask the dentist or hygienist thread.

I’d like to see an “Ask the big lottery winner” thread. I’m curious about the mechanics of what happens once you’ve won. Do you just take the cheque to the bank, or what? Does the lottery corporation have orientation seminars for big winners? But I can understand why winners might be hesitant to speak, even anonymously.

In a similar vain, how about an “Ask the private banking customer” thread? What is the difference between private banking and regular retail banking? Is it just plusher and less crowded, or are there different services availalble?

Ask the call girl . . .