Mine would be
Ask the short, curly-haired Aussie girl who can do flips!
Mine would be
Ask the short, curly-haired Aussie girl who can do flips!
How YOU doin?
Well it would have been “ask the Alaska guy”…
now its gonna be “ask the guy with a prehensile tongue”
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151408
Any questions? ;j
Ask the high school violinist.
Ask the girl who visits the chiropractor every once in a while.
Ask the burned-out AP physics student who doesn’t give a damn about physics and who took the class to prove something and now realizes the error of her ways.
Hmmm,
“Ask the distance ed uni student (correspondence student) ?”
“Ask the girl saving to be spayed ?”
“Ask the Central Coast Chick ?”
Great actually! and you?
(and you didn’t answer the OP! :mad: )
“Ask the part-time college prof bouncing between two campuses.”
“Ask the gal who knows her way through every casino in Vegas.”
“Ask the agitator/activist/advocate.”
“Ask the medieval literature specialist”
“Ask the English major”
“Ask the former pre-medical student”
“Ask the chocolate lover”
“Ask the Republican”
“Ask the Southern Baptist”
“Ask the person with Jewish blood”
'Ask the migraine sufferer"
“Ask the cat lover”
“Ask the dull, middle-aged white guy!!”
“Ask the guy who got out of the nut house.”
“I got better.”
“Ask the bartender.” (None of that “bartendress” crap either. It’s goofy.)
“Ask the homeschooled student.”
“Ask one half of an inter-racial relationship.” (This could also be phrased, “Ask the daughter of an old-school, West Texas, Bible-thumping, pot-smoking, oil-field-working good ol’ boy.” :D)
“Ask the 5th generation Texan.”
“Ask the Beatles freak.”
“Ask the custom framer.”
Ask the guy who majored in Roman History / minored in Latin
Ask the guy who for two days has had the drizzlies so bad he could sh*t through a screen door
Ask the guy who likes something about every girl
Ask the guy who studies Aikido
Ask the guy.
Ask the Natural Cleaning Expert.
Ask the Andrew Lloyd Webber foreign language cast CD expert.
Ask the highly skilled lover.
“Ask the English teacher”
“Ask the Christian tarot reader”
“Ask the sufferer of Seasonal Affective Disorder staring winter right in the face”
Ask the wrong answer guy.
“ask the guy who asks the ‘wrong answer guy’”
Ask the trapeze vic^H^H^Hguest.