Maybe we can unearth some interesting new “Ask The ___” topics for MPSIMS!
Here are some of mine (pretty lame, though):
Ask the class action paralegal!
Ask the boyfriend of Oprah’s florist!
Ask a person with no unique qualities at all!
I’ve done Ask the gay guy. I’ll be doing an Ask the juror thread in a couple weeks. (trial starts tomorrow) Ask the insurance guy. (I’ve done everything from claims to underwriting to sales)
Ask the anime music video editor.
Ask the university drop-out.
Ask the depressed girl.
Ask the new resident alien. (actually, I may start this one once I actually have my green card, which will hopefully be Friday)
Ask the WoW addict who met her husband through the game.
- Ask the hermit.
- Ask the electroconvulsive therapy survivor.
- Ask the birthmother.
Ask the marathon runner (in two months).
Ask the guy who dated a lesbian for three years.
Ask the night shift tech support guy.
Ask the guy who has no colon.
Ask the thin endomorph.
Ask the Xenite.
Ask the guy who hasn’t had sex in… checks date… oh God.
Ask the pari-mutuel tote wagering hub manager.
Ask the digital photography enthusiast.
Ask the person who grew up in Accrington.
Oooooh, looking forward to that one. I’m an alien too, just not permanent. Which I guess means my antennae are detachable. 
My “ask the” threads?
I just started an Ask the Medical Technologist thread, which is chugging along nicely.
I could also do:
Ask the girl who moved to a new country to pursue a relationship with a guy she met online.
Ask the French Canadian
Ask the girl with the kidney stones
I’m pretty dull, really.
I think that the only area in which I have unique expertise on this board would be extracting venom from snakes, but I don’t think anyone would be interested in an Ask The (former) Venom Lab technician thread.
I already did an ‘ask the Canadian, eh?’ thread, and I don’t want to do an ‘ask the technical writer’ thread, so…
Ask the Esperanto-speaker.
Ask the guy who suspects he has face blindness.
Ask the guy who’s building a life without credit.
I could do an “Ask the girl who works in a Financial Printing Company” or an “Ask the Hiking Trail Maintainer”.
Okay, I have to ask: what exactly is a ‘pari-mutuel tote wagering hub’?
Ask the amateur competition sand sculptor.
That’d actually be pretty cool!
For me, you could:
Ask the college student (again!)
or, maybe, in a while
Ask the guy running rides in the Disney College Program
I’ve flirted with creating “ask the videogame designer” from time to time.
Are you a relative of mine? That’s three threads we could share…
As my username suggests, mine would have to be:
Ask the guy who knows just enough about anything to get himself into trouble.
Ask the jazz saxophonist
Ask the person with nonverbal learning disabilities
Ask the corrosive cynic
Ooh! Do this one! With pix!
Me – I did “Ask the puzzle editor” – it would all be downhill from there.
I’m planning on starting a Ask the Self-Trained Cartographer once I finish up my next big project (otherwise I might just get responses saying “lets see some of your maps!”)
Mine would have to be “Ask the atheist Mennonite”