“Ask the Bakery Gal!”
…er, then again, don’t. I’m liable to throw a fit because this is the time of year when the idea of becoming a shepherd or joining a cloister is vastly appealing…
or…
“Ask the Former English Teacher!”
or…
"Ask the Gal Who’s Hideously Overeducated in Correlation to What She Does for a Living!: :eek:
Ask the old, tired, disillusioned, cast-off, clinically-depressed guy.
Ask the apathetic… oh, what the hell.
That was me just seven years ago. Now it’s “ask the Certified Public Accountant”.
See what you have to look forward to?
Ask the 28 year old who’s never dated (sad, sad, sad)
Ask the woman who is a walking talking advertisement for weight watchers
Ask the woman who knows she will be a crazy cat lady when she gets old
Ask the soapmaker/crocheter
Susan
I already did “Ask the pseudo-Norwegian chick”.
So how about “Ask the cunning linguist”?
Ask the wife of a funeral home employee
Ask a former video store manager
Ask the short chick who knows wing-chun kung fu
Ask the person with a sleep disorder
Ask the guy who doesn’t quite get the gist of your question.
Ask the guy who has his tongue stuck on a frozen lamp post.
“Ask the (occasionally unmotivated) college student”
“Ask the Pagan” (This is essentially what I do when I table once a week up at college)
“Ask the person who’s had too many friends with bizarre problems all at once”
“Ask the Renfaire fanatic”
“Ask the quasi-social activist prototype”
“Ask the person with mildly OCD nervous tendencies (who also happens to have a roommate with a couple of OCD-type phobias)”
There are probably plenty more, but well, let’s not get into any of the odd ones that happen to revolve around sex.
-Indigo-
Ask the frumpy overweight suburban soccer-mom-to-be
Ask the still-bitter former grad student who finally earned her degree
Ask the bitch who likes to talk out her ass about everything
Ask the girl who brought that dish that one time to that thing those people threw for that holiday
Ask the layman
Ask the cheeky bastard
Ask the guy who works for a Broadband ISP
Ask the guy who makes the best mashed potatoes
Ask the guy who has watched a lot of tv
Ask the person who makes it up if she doesn’t know the correct answer.
Ask the Icelandic Guy. Though I’m not so sure “Icelandic” hasn’t become kind of a bad word around here.
Ask the guy who’s had sex
Ask the dead guy (actually, John Edward based a show around this)
Ask the gay Catholic conjoined-twin Native American porn star
Ask the guy who still believes in spontaneous generation
Ask the shadow government employee
Ask the reincarnation of Ethel Merman
Ask the professional Rutherford B. Hayes impersonator
(My favorite ONION column series: the Ask the Faulknerian Idiot Manchild advice column)
Ask the girl who can touch her own epiglotis.
Hi Susan,
Except for the soapmaker/crocheter title, I could be you - or you could be me. We could start a “Ask us” thread, answer the same questions and compare answers. 
Ask the retail buyer.
Ask the 30 year old who still gets carded for cigarettes.
Ask the chick with the folk art collection.
Ask the dashingly handsome archaeologist.
That might actually be a pretty interesting one, especially if she’s pretty knowledgeable about hubby’s job or if she could get him to play along. IMHO.
Ask the guy from Saskatchewan.
Ask the guy with way too much ear hair for being twenty-two.
Ask the community radio host.
Ask the brother of a jazz musician.
Ask the guy who’s drinking ginger ale as we speak.