I’ve got one for Treviathan: what highschool did you go to?
Mine:
Ask the guy whose friends have all gone to NSW for Christmas leaving him with nothing to do but play on the SDMB all week :(.
Ask the left-handed tote operator who lives on an island, broke his back recently, and drinks too much.
Ask the soccer referee!
Ask the girl who has a love hate relationship with her mom!
Ask the appretiator of feminine beauty!
Check out this thread, it might be interesting. Also, I’ve thought about starting a thread like this, as I’m fairly knowledgeable, and hubby’s got some great stories! (He on-call for pickups. 'Nuff said.)
Ask the Jewish pseudo-libertarian applied physics major frat boy.
Ask the Boeing Functional Test Technician.
Ask the stock car racing fanatic.
Ask the cyclothymic chick.
Ask the Christian Wiccan.
Ask the chick who’s graduating college in 3 years.
Ask the ex-picked-on kid.
Honestly…I might buy the second one 
but still find the first one ironic, given your impressive quotes on the GD thread.
Ask the Human Being
Ask the Enterpeneur.
Ask the World Champion Business Plan winnerf.
Ask the recovering bulimic.
Ask the lush.
Ask the Obsessive Compulsive Girl.
Ask the M.B.A.
Ask the mortgage processor.
Ask the Middle Eastern history geek who still doesn’t know nearly as much as Tomndebb or Tamerlane. So you might want to ask them first, although someday I will match them! Oh yes, I will match them.
Ask the girl from California who moved to the Midwest.
Ask the knitter.
Ask the hypoglycemic.
Ask the girl who lived in Israel.
Ask the grumpy girl with messy hair.
Ask a great kisser.
Ask the guy with rythym.
Ask the cursed.
Ask the extremely lazy.
Ask the freindless.
Ask the Lonely.
Ask the easily addicted.
Ask the sensitive guy.
Ask the insensitive son/sibling.
Ask the guy who thinks the world revolves around him.
go ahead ask me, lol, I dare ya. ^^)
Ask the girl who used to take Irish dance lessons but quit after two years because of other activities and wishes she still took lessons because damn if that wasn’t fun.
Ask the fourth-year French student.
Ask the Chinese girl.
Ask the person who remembers everyone’s birthdays.
Ask the person who likes looking after babies and little kids.
Ask the person who loves to read.
F_X
Bishop James Mahoney High School. Sadly, that picture doesn’t do true justice to the eyesore that was our massive green roof.
Do you have some sort of Saskatchewan connection, Silentgoldfish? I know we had a couple of Australian exchange students while I went there…
Ask the guy, who is still puking after yesterday’s vodka contest.
All right. Don’t ask.
Then ask the poor slavic soul…
I did grades 11 and 12 in Regina. Still got a few friends there and most of my dad’s side of the family lives around there.
Heck, we’re probably related! 
I’d like to see some of the threads mentioned. Really.
Mine would be “Ask the Black, Bisexual, Republican Woman” and I keep thinking that combo is sufficiently rare to make it a viable thread.
Or maybe not.
Ask the Lazy Guy.
Just don’t expect rapid responses.
Ask the computer nerd
Ask the small-business owner
Ask the dyke
Ask the volleyball nut
Ask the bilingual girl (not to be confused with asking the cunning linguist… though I might fit both categories 
)
Ask the girl who can’t think of anything else exciting
Hehehe
Max