If your arm was a hot dog, would you eat it?
For Halloween, are you dressing in all white with black text on the shirtfront that says “COSTUME”? (I saw this IRL back in the early 80’s.)
Is the ‘C’ pronounced as a K, as a CH as in “loch”, as a TS as in some eastern European languages, or as an S?
Is the second ‘E’ pronounced as a long A as in Eric, as a schwa, or as a long E as in Erie?
My cousin is generic, so I consider myself an ally and boldly wave the grey flag.
What kind of mayo do you use on white bread sandwiches?
Do you have a front yard fence? What colour and type are your children?
How do you feel about Cheerios? Can you abide Generios?
They are fine as long as they leave out the cooked rat bones.
I’m not sure about generic people, but on average, people have one testicle, one ovary, half of a penis, and half of a vagina.
Did you ever think Bugs Bunny was attractive when he’d put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
“Lady fingers, they taste just like lady fingers!”
“If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy, now would it?”
Is your favorite color red or blue?
Add the ™ and that’d be the thread winner so far!
Meh. “Acme” is now spelled “Amazon.”
If new Road Runner cartoons were generated today, Wile E. Coyote would be buying all of his stuff from Amazon.
~VOW
… they’d no doubt be generated by AI.
Actually the average person has less than one testicle and ovary. They also have an average of less than two arms and legs.
Damn statistics!
But how many fingers do they have?
So, um, how 'bout that, errm, thing?
On average? Fewer than me. I am above average in finger numbers.
But those polydactyl folk, they bring the average back closer to 10.