I’m on a flight right now going from Phoenix to LAX. Final destination: Surabaya, Indonesia.
Internet cost seven dollars to access/use.
Right now we’re in the clouds a bit, but I can still see the ground. I have a window seat.
So feel free to ask anything, if you want.
Do you see a Malaysian plane flying around that looks lost?
Do you think the TSA has teamed up with the NSA to do deep packet inspection on this connection?
I don’t, and yet, I’m hesitant to say the T word…
I just hope one of the planes I’ll be taking today doesn’t become the next one of those…
I got through security surprisingly quick and easy. Took maybe 6 minutes. They didn’t even need to check any of my medications on my carry on, apparently, to see if they even belonged to me.
You know who else had a window seat?
Already beginning descent…pretty short trip. It’s the next one that will be a killer (LAX to Taipei). 14 hour flight. I’ll continue this thread on that flight if I can.
:eek:
You do know that GoGo is willingly sharing your access with NSA, don’t you?
ETA - Make sure your pinger is working on your device before you depart LAX. Are the batteries good for 30 days?
This guy, too.
I feel like the OP is a set-up for a decent modern Twilight Zone Episode. A plane goes missing, a la the recent Malaysian aircraft. Massive search efforts fail to find it, yet one of the passengers is still posing via an in-flight internet connection…
Are there any motherfuckin’ snakes on that motherfuckin’ plane?
And? Is this supposed to concern me? I don’t really know what the worst case scenario is.
No snakes yet, though. Motherfuckin or otherwise.
Why do they call it the “Mile High Club” if most passenger planes cruise between five and seven miles above the ground? Does it only count if you achieve copulation during takeoff or descent, literally a mile high? Because that’s when you usually aren’t allowed into the bathrooms, which adds just that much more challenge…oh wait. I guess I get it now.
Who all is sitting by you? Tell me about them! 
Do you speak Jive?
Be sure to order the lasagna.
What airline are you flying, and what sort of plane? Hopefully you have good in-flight entertainment…
Vegetable lasagna…
What kind of food on leg 2?
I was shocked to get a meal, with free wine, including refills, in coach, earlier this week.
I’ll come back to this one when I’m on the new plane, but on the phx-lax one, it was a Spanish lady and (I assume) her mother.
Ain’t no thang.
Eva air, which apparently hardly anyone has heard of, because nobody knew where you check in (it was eventually figured out that one has to check in at US airlines for it).
What flight are you on? Just looked up Eva Air flights on my FlightRadar24 app and the only Eva Air flight listed from the US is from Atlanta to Anchorage.
Edit: …and that’s a cargo flight.
