Ask the Guy Who Claims to be from Delaware

[ralph124c]

@Shagnasty

It is that type of divisionary propaganda that starts to solidify my convictions that what we are dealing with here is very strange.

A C-5 military plane crashes and the location is listed as Delaware. It seems a little too convenient for me. I don’t know what that plane was carrying but that report means definitely that they never want anyone to inquire much about the mission. It is almost a cliche but giving fake locations are a staple of the military.

Joe Biden - I don’t think that anyone has ever suggested that Delaware doesn’t exist as an idea, a business entity, nor a political tactic. My theory is that New Jersey and Maryland have one extra Senator each because of a back room deal in the old days. Delaware is almost like a wildcard slot in sports. A strong showing by a dark horse can be dropped into that slot while keeping the traditional state politics intact.

Just curious: where in Delaware are those coal mines that Joe’s grandpa allegedly worked in?

[Redfrost]

Can’t tell you…THEY would get mad.
pssst…they’re not really coal mines

[Colophon]

The highest point in Delaware is only 450 feet above sea level; in a mobile home park just west of Ebright Road. Ebright Road is in northern Delaware near the Pennsylvania border.

I love that. The high point of Delaware is a trailer park. Once you’ve seen that, it’s all downhill.

[Redfrost]

Wait till you see one of our other claims to fame, the annual Punkin Chunkin

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@Sophistry and Illusion

I love item 21 on the directions:
You have to love a giant corporation with a sense of humor.

Awww… when I went, it said the trip was 120 miles, and step 21 was Turn Left on N. Greenwich St.