Ask the Guy Who Claims to be from Delaware

[Redfrost]

@spoke-

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

YES! YES!

[betenoir]

@Chefguy

Like most suburbs of NYC, New Jersey is well known indeed. One only needs to follow one’s nose.

Hey! Alaskaboy. Most of NJ smells just fine. It’s only those said parts that can be called suburbs of NYC that take up NYC’s crap and smell bad.

Delaware on the other hand just smells like fish.

[VunderBob]

Is it true that if you see a hill, you’re really in Maryland?

[Redfrost]

@betenoir

Hey! Alaskaboy. Most of NJ smells just fine. It’s only those said parts that can be called suburbs of NYC that take up NYC’s crap and smell bad.

Delaware on the other hand just smells like fish.

Delaware does not smell like fish. It smells like chickens and chickenshit
Thankyouverymuch!

[Kyla]

Hold on a second. I have been to Wyoming. I’m positive of it.

Delaware, though, no. Although I had a friend in college who claimed to be from Delaware. She always seemed like such a nice girl, too. Now I know the truth. Thanks, guys.

[Redfrost]

@Kyla

Hold on a second. I have been to Wyoming. I’m positive of it.

Delaware, though, no. Although I had a friend in college who claimed to be from Delaware. She always seemed like such a nice girl, too. Now I know the truth. Thanks, guys.

Just doin my little part to fight ignorance

[Polycarp]

@Redfrost

Ore has gone (Oregon) to pay her [del]taxes[/del]Texas

As for me, I’m convinced that the whole Area 51 gambit is simply to distract people’s attention from where the real secret stuff is – the Wedge. :eek:

[betenoir]

@Redfrost

Delaware does not smell like fish. It smells like chickens and chickenshit
Thankyouverymuch!

Well the bit where my grandpa lived smelled like fish. But maybe that means he wasn’t really in Delaware. And more evidence that Delaware dosn’t exist :dubious: .

[Redfrost]

@Polycarp

As for me, I’m convinced that the whole Area 51 gambit is simply to distract people’s attention from where the real secret stuff is – the Wedge. :eek:

SHHHHHH!!! Don’t make them send out the DIB

[Redfrost]

@betenoir

Well the bit where my grandpa lived smelled like fish. But maybe that means he wasn’t really in Delaware. And more evidence that Delaware dosn’t exist :dubious: .

Your grandpa musta lived near the bay. Kent and New Castle county, well, don’t really smell like anything. But Sussex County (where I work)…Chickenshit. And the smell lingers for days.

I am ashamed to admit this but I can tell the difference between cow manure, pig manure, and chickenshit byt the smell ::hangs head in shame, walks away::

[Sock_of_Doom]

@VunderBob

Is it true that if you see a hill, you’re really in Maryland?

Unfortunately, yes. Or PA.

Delaware Geography from NETSTATE

The highest point in Delaware is only 450 feet above sea level; in a mobile home park just west of Ebright Road. Ebright Road is in northern Delaware near the Pennsylvania border.

I grew up a few miles from there. We joked about nosebleeds.

• S-O, former Delawarean (or AM I? muah hah ha!)

Edit: A trailer home park? Damn, must’ve missed that one. How pathetic is that?

[betenoir]

@Redfrost

I am ashamed to admit this but I can tell the difference between cow manure, pig manure, and chickenshit byt the smell ::hangs head in shame, walks away::

Now now. When the terrorist come with their pig manure bomb we’ll be needing you.

[Redfrost]

@betenoir

Now now. When the terrorist come with their pig manure bomb we’ll be needing you.

You nearly made me choke on my salad

[saoirse]

Hmm… Well I thought I’d visited Rehoboth beach, DE, but now I am not so sure. If it was really Delaware, Why did I fly in to Wicomico? And Why were there all those DC and MD license plates on the cars? And futhermore,

[Redfrost]

@saoirse

Hmm… Well I thought I’d visited Rehoboth beach, DE, but now I am not so sure. If it was really Delaware, Why did I fly in to Wicomico? And Why were there all those DC and MD license plates on the cars? And futhermore,

Camoflage [sp?], duh.

[Ferd_Burfel]

I gots to know.

Delaware-ian?

or
Delaware-ite?

[Redfrost]

A fan of Taxi and the Rev Jim I see

Delawarean.

[Mama_Zappa]

I’ve got conclusive proof that Delaware does not, in fact, exist.

Please go to http://maps.google.com.

Look for directions from Washington DC, to Salem, DE. Given the rumor that Delaware is just north of Maryland, one would expect this to be on the order of 100-150 miles one way.

But no - the actual distance is 4471 miles!!!

Obviously this whole “duPont” that is supposed to be located in “Delaware” really refers to a very long bridge to Germany (hell of a toll on that bridge… I wonder if they take EZ Pass? )

[Sophistry_and_Illusion]

@Mama Zappa

I’ve got conclusive proof that Delaware does not, in fact, exist.

Please go to http://maps.google.com.

Look for directions from Washington DC, to Salem, DE. Given the rumor that Delaware is just north of Maryland, one would expect this to be on the order of 100-150 miles one way.

But no - the actual distance is 4471 miles!!!

Obviously this whole “duPont” that is supposed to be located in “Delaware” really refers to a very long bridge to Germany (hell of a toll on that bridge… I wonder if they take EZ Pass? )

I love item 21 on the directions:

@Google Maps

Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi

You have to love a giant corporation with a sense of humor.

[Redfrost]

Yeah, I got nothin for this. Seems I’ve been living in Germay all this time
Or maybe we just want you to think that. Convient how they steer you away from the Air Base, huh?