I assume you are referring to the animated series as opposed to the Live Action movies (of course you are, the live action movies aren’t for another 65).
Not really, although Adult Swim has recut old Simpsons episodes added new dialogue, renamed it Simpsons 2121 and is showing it on Adult Swim
Yes you are much appreciated dead.
You are referring to global warming I am sure. We solved that problem by dropping ever larger sizes of ice cubes in the ocean thus ending the problem once and for all.
There are no statues of anyone I am afraid after the incident with you-know-who mentioned earlier in the thread. I will say that we didn’t fully realize what a scourge statues were until we finally rid ourselves of them.
As to Faster than Light travel, no not even by 2112, although we are close to Faster than Lite travel which is a third less faster than (hypothetical) Light travel.
Has my campaign to ban the color yellow by force of law come to fruition?
No, and trust me this “campaign” does not end well for you.
Aaaawww. 
What’s the point of being awesome if you don’t get to have a statue? I guess I’ll go back to being a nobody couch potato.
Is Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead?
Yes, as is Zombie Generalissimo Francisco Franco (finally!).
Whatever happened to the Canadian Hegemony?
Did Toronto City Council ever manage to come to any definitive decsisions not involving hockey?
Did the USA finally adopt the metric system?
Does
Did Jesus come back yet? How did The Rapture go?
Do you get the urge to answer these questions differently than how you read you did, when you read this thread in the archive, just to see what would happen? Or have you found it to somehow be impossible or something
I’m sorry I have only the faintest of knowledge about Canada. It would be like me asking you tell me about Prussia, as far as I can gather
As for the metric system, the USA did not convert, instead the converted the counting system to base 8.
Yes, he took the most annoying people away and the rest of us were “left behind” which was fine because scientists at Virgin Space Labs in 2073 discovered that Heaven was super boring.
So, what’s Larry King up to these days?
No, I cannot change my answers any more than I could remove Sarah Palin’s face from Mount Rushmore.
You guys sure are obsessed with old folks from your era. Nothing too unusual with Larry King, he died just like everybody else… we threw into Mauna Loa Volcano.
Well, I can’t ask about people who haven’t been born yet.
For some reason I figured that he’d live forever.
OK, here’s a slightly more realistic question. Is the “James Bond” movie franchise still alive?
You’re one of those mustard sympathizers, ain’tcha?
Who has been posting under your user name since Dec. 2002?