Ask the guy who is from 100 years in the future

What style do people wear their pubic hair? Do people still cover their genitals?

Are/were/will you be able to thaw Ted Williams and Walt Disney and all those corpsicles at Alcor and the other cryogenic preservation companies?

Can you cure all diseases yet? AIDS, cancer, Alzheimer’s, hangnails? What new ones crop up in the next 100 years?

Will I be able to get some sort of augmented memory soon? I’m hoping for something like a USB port just behind my left ear, so that I can plug in my USB drive and listen to music without those annoying earbuds.

What’s a vacation like at the hotel at L5?

Did they ever find Amelia Earheart, Jimmy Hoffa, or Judge Crater?

What are next week’s lottery numbers?

and why didn’t you do this a couple of weeks ago, when the jackpot was 500+ million?

Is the Rudolph T.V. Special thread still being bumped every year? And is the Celebrity Death Pool still being played?

Why do you think he came back now? :rolleyes:

What young (but at least 18 yrs old) celebrities die in 2013. I want to win the Celebrity Death Pool in 2013.

Can you travel to 2036 (or 2000) and kill John Titor?

And is kick-boxing still the sport of the future?

I promise I will get to your questions, everybody, but I am currently trying to clean up a little mistake I made related to my time travel. There is nothing to worry about, I promise (but you may want to stock up on cough drops and goggles as a precaution).

History’s greatest vampire hunter? I think not!

Punk Throat Singing is probably the most significant, comonly referred to is Chezzer Rock, although it is pronounced nothing like how it is spelled.

It’s still there and it’s still run by the progeny of Mark Zuckerberg.

Yes, every country in Africa is extremely wealthy and fully Democratic, except for Djibouti and Sierra Leone…and Chad…and Democratic Republic of the Congo…and Mali…and Malawi…and The Gambia…and Zimbabwe…and South Sudan…and Namibia…and Mozambique…and Chad…and Eritrea…and Niger…and Togo…and Cameroon…and the Central African Republic…and Tunisia…and Libya…and Tanzania…hmm, come to think of it, no they haven’t.

The first AI politician was Al Gore.

We have been able to harness the power of Cat Videos into a virtually endless supply of fuel and energy…and we repealed the Law of Thermodynamics. (Thank you President Palin!)

Sure, if you want to look super foolish walking around without your Immersion Helmet.

Se the answer to the question about North Korea.

Predicted is a stretch considering all of their source material was from the future.

I did ask him whether Justin Bieber was still alive (He is!)

What’s a novel?

Scientists still have no idea where all the horses have went, but I am happy to report they have all returned (albeit slightly more evil).

If you mean the crazy guy and his girlfriend who took over the Mall of America in 2056 then yes I suppose he was successful, if by success you mean he was shot down in a hail of pulse bullets outside of Forever 21. “Queen Galactica” as you call her was thrown into Mauna Loa Volcano.

Nothing like that has happened as of yet, although Taco Bell is still around, so you never know.

Yes of course people still cover their genitals. I am not sure how to answer the other question.

Sure, we thawed them right out and buried them in the ground.

No we cannot cure all diseases, but AIDS is imminently controllable and Cancer and Alzheimer’s are cured through gene manipulation therapy. Hangnails, sadly, has wiped most of Australia. The most damaging new disease is called Neville’s Disease, which causes overnight Evilness.

Soon? No. Ever? No.

You can check in, but you can never leave.

Yes, all three were found together in Cliff Clavin’s Kitchen. (that’s a little joke, sorry, I know this is a deathly serious thread). Actually no they were never found, I suspect because no one is looking for them.