How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Duh… gravity.
What are the three words that end in “gry”?
Can you explain your name to me?
No, seriously. I feel so left out… 
What is the real meaning of athletic shoes tied together by the laces and then hung over power lines? I’ve heard of several theories, but does anyone know the real reason? Is it just to drive people crazy trying to figure out what it means?
It depends on how well you know that individual. You don’t want to risk offending someone by asking such a highly personal question, now would you? Have you ever known that individual to do that? Has he/she bragged about it? Most folks I know wouldn’t be caught dead doing it like that. But I know of at least two persons who toyed with the idea and laughed about it. And one acquaintance did do it. He’ll be out in about three more years.
How do you get gum out of dog’s hair?
I meant “How do you get dog’s hair out of gum?”
I wasn’t done with it. (The gum). Yet.
it’sjustme, waxing your surfboard is an important part of catching a good ride. Apply two to twenty coats for the best results. I don’t know what Wayne uses.
Satisfying Andy Licious, the Snowdens moved to Dubuque, Idaho. Unless it’s Dubuque, Iowa. Or Indiana. I forget. But I’m sure they moved. Pretty sure.
Flamsterette_X, it’s fine, the swelling should go down in three to four weeks. Thanks for asking!
Sorry I am not answering everyone here. I’ll get to all of the questions eventually, I swear. I’ll keep trying, and will probably catch up this weekend. But keep asking!
Read Punoqlllads upside down and backwards if you don’t understand it.
My questions are: Who? What? When? Where? How? Why? And finally, how much?
FairyDust, over here in the inner city, it really means that the former owner of the shoes got beat up recently. Shoes are expensive, and if you don’t have the right ones you are an automatic outcast, I’m told. This is all from a sociological point of view, and I’ve only live in the inner city for 2 years of my almost adult life, but many reputable sources have provided this explanation. In my former suburban town, however, the shoes that are tied together and flung over telephone lives was some sort of testament to someone’s Christian faith. They were often spray-painted neon orange. The inner city explanation makes much more sense to me, but kids just don’t get beat up or shunned over shoes in subrubia.
My question: What isn’t ginger ale good for?
Have you seen that movie with that one guy?
Far out!! I am suitably impressed.
Is there really always room for Jello? Provide examples. Show your work.
Wow… that’s some amazing stuff there!
Here’s another question from me: How much did it cost to get your bubble tea with pearls?
F_X
Do you know what happened to the pair of reading glasses that fell off my head last fall and spent the winter in the garden but then I found them and washed them off and they were fine and I left them on the kitchen counter but now I can’t find them?
When did the Reps last win a seat on the Rochester City Council?
What is up with that one book that had that one thing in it where the character went ‘oh’? You know?