You have the Internet? You’re a king among the Juggalos
You sure you’re a scientist? Your link says ‘juggalo’ but takes me to ‘faygo’. A real scientist would’ve caught that.
Either way, I actually drink Kroger brand soda. But ‘kroger brand soda’ doesn’t have the same aura of frugality as faygo.
Sobs into his dixie cup of Big K citrus drop
I have. It’s ok. Nothing to write home about and I certainly wouldn’t put it up there with the 37 places that claim to be the “best burger in NYC” (which include P.J. Clarks, Shake Shack, Corner Bistro, off the top of my head.)
Well, technically the money in my wallet is after-tax.
I’d give it all to him and then go mug someone else.
I know, I only ever hear Faygo in relation to followers of the Insane Clown Posse, known as Juggalos (see definition #2 in the link). I thought you were referring to that.
See here for an informative/horrifying journey into the Insane Clown Posse sub-culture.
And I’m not a scientist, I’m a just Guided by Voices fan.
Hey Buddy, can you spare a dime?
Who knew I could use this twice in one night.
Presumably at some point, you started off with a rounded amount in your wallet, like $190 or $200. So, what happened to the rest of it, and why are you holding out on us?
Eating at the Oyster Bar in Grand Central sounds like something Cary Grant might do just before chasing after Eva Marie Saint on the 20th Century Limited, so I’m intrigued. Thing is, I don’t like oysters. What else have they got that’s good?
Why do you go to such boring places for lunch? Is it strictly a time limit thing?
So close! So close! If you had $188.91 in your pocket, that would be the largest sum attainable using only one of each commonly-available denomination. $100+$50+$20+$10+$5+$2+$1+$0.50+$0.25+$0.10+$0.05+$0.01. 
What do you think ATM’s will be like when you need to visit one in the distant future?
Probably nothing like they are today.
Do you think your money is better spent on a $186 hooker, five $37.2 hookers or ten $18.6 dollar hookers?
OR A HUNDRED AND EIGHT SIX $1 HOOKERS!!!
Because I can’t get a reservation at dorsia?
It’s what happens to be close to my office. I’m just looking for a cheap, quick bite to eat.
Midtown is deceptively boring when it comes to lunch. It’s a lot of touristy chain restuarants and sandwich shops.
But La Bernadin? And Per Se?
I think you can check your coat for $186 at Per Se.
I suspect the total number of teeth will be the same no matter what option he selects.
Can you point out which dark alleys you take to work? 
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What’s the secret to life and/or happiness?
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If you could spend your $186.00 on anything in the world, what one thing would you spend it on? Note, whatever you leave after buying that one thing would cause the rest of the money to explode into flames, so pick the one thing you’d buy carefully… But don’t worry, you already shot Hitler in this inane Question by traveling back in time to last week.
They’d steal his money!
…wait a sec.
Somewhere there is a guy that sells sprinkles, and he is like…"Fund an Ice cream day at a school, Fund an Ice cream day at a school, Fund an Ice cream day at a school, Fund an Ice cream day at a school. Because, kids like sprinkles. Colorful wax, with a bit of sugar in there. The sprinkles go on top of Ice Cream.
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:confused:Made me chuckle. Hey, wait, what are you doing with that handbasket?
Man, if you have to ask…