At least you have a dixie cup to drink your faygo. I have to drink my faygo right out of the bottle. YOU ELITIST BASTARD!!!
Somewhat surprisingly, turns out it’s having $187 in your wallet…
Can you spot me twenty bucks?
Can I have it? I’ll be in NYC this Friday, I can pick it up in person. I won’t pay it back.
It’s been more than 12 hours. Do you still have $186? If so, what are the denominations? I’d like a more specific listing. Any hundreds? Are they new bills? How can you be sure none of it is counterfeit? Do you have one of those special markers and a black light?
They are all still there so my girlfriend didn’t take any of them in the night.
Sixteen singles, a ten and the rest in 20s. I suspect it was $200 from my last ATM visit.
I paid for the bus with one of the bus tickets I had on me and decided to walk from the Port Authority so no need to spend cash there. Breakfast I paid for with a credit card. It will be interesting to see how long I can keep them in my wallet.
I have $260.00 in my wallet and $9.87 in my coat pocket
I have $26.00 in my wallet, but $1,135.00 in cash and money orders in the kitchen cupboard. . .
Chowdah, also mmmm crab cakes.
I miss Manhattan. I gots to get me a job.
Have you thought about converting some of those 20s into a 100? I think the going rate is something like five 20s to a 100.
Do you have a bodyguard? Do you worry that you might walk past people or places of indecent morals and not be able to restrain yourself leading to a tragic death spiral of epic proportions the world has really seen before except in ‘Leaving Los Vegas’ or ‘American Beauty’?
Do you know any origami? It would probably be pretty fun to change that $187 into $167 cash money + 1 origamy crane worth $20.
Misread as:
Ask the guy with $186.00 in his toilet.
That would either have to be a financial outlay (can you even get a toilet and install it properly for that sum?)…or a tragic error.
Nah, I didn’t even know what Juggalos were. But the definition listed on that website wasn’t very enamoring.
Faygo used to be more available in Indiana, but it has mostly been replaced by store brand sodas.
There’s another guy* who’s like…"…shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich"
*Bubba, from Forrest Gump.
I almost choked on my tea reading this. In fact, I still have some tea stuck between my nose and throat. 
Q: Do you tend to withdraw cash, spend it, then withdraw some more when you need it, or do you kind of mix it up between spending cash and using your ATM/debit card? Are you not going to swipe your card until the $186 is spent?
Or someone taking the phrase, “pissing money away” just a little too literally.
How do they stay in business?
Volume.
What about special requests? Can you handle that?
Srsly?!?!? Dude, I’ve got two $100.00 bills; are you really, truly telling me I can get ten $20.00 bills for them? Srsly?? Rlly???:p:D
OK, off to the bank I go!