Everyone else is doing it, why not me!? If you need poorly constructed answers, lame attempts at humor, and even just a misspelled word, go ahead and ask!
Hell, I’ll even throw in a badly mangled attempted movie quote for free!
–Tim
I personally think that you’ve got a very nice sense of humor. Why do you put yourself down?
Misspell a word for me, Homer! 
Oh good!
Could you explain why scientists are WRONG about psi, alien visitations and evolution? So far, all the explanations I’ve seen in here have been way too erudite for me to follow…
What’s your favorite color?
How long till this thread joins my 8-ball thread in MPSIMS?
Do you think that the “Ask the” trend is overused?
Where is the most stimulating debate in this forum?
Who’s on first?
I’ll take a stab, until Homer wakes up:
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Blue…no, yellooooooowwwwwwwww!
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I’d say, ‘as soon as the mods wake up,’ except David B has already posted this morning.
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Boy, howdy, is it ever.
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I’m gonna vote for Bush and the flawed Texas DP system.
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Absolutely. When you throw the ball to first base, you throw the ball to Who.
explain Existentialism.
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Move along. Nothing to see here.
David B, SDMB Great Debates Moderator
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