I’m going to go ahead and report for this thread to be closed since the OP hasn’t come back to answer any questions about improv.
I’m going to go ahead and report to you that you not do that.
I’m reporting your post for reporting to me that I shouldn’t report that.
and scene.
IMPROV!!!
When I read this
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I’m pretty funny with the snappy comeback, and I want to see if that quick-wittedness can appear onstage.
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I immediately thought of this:
RIP Bruno Kirby.
Fuck me, when did Bruno Kirby die?
So how was the second class?
Who are you calling second class?
Next up: “Ask the introvert who is to shy to respond to this thread”
At rehearsal maybe?
That should be “too shy to respond to this thread.” 
True-but then there wouldn’t be any misspelled words in the title anymore
She’s working on her next thread - “Ask the anul editor”
‘Do you get to use a cattle-prod on the anus of anyone who misspells ‘anal’? And if you do, what do you do about the reflexive defecation that results?’
Annul 'em? Damn near killed 'em.
I’m CairoCarol calling second class; it’s gotta be better than steerage.
IntrAvert.
It’s an entirely different thing.
…sell it as a phony cure for bad plastic surgery? Not that bad plastic surgery is funny…
We cut to the plastic surgeon’s office