Last night, I saw the episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Jim Lindsay (the rock n’ roll guitarist from Mayberry, played by James Best) came back to town, and he and Andy played Midnight Special.
Then everybody took turns doing the reverse cowgirl with Elinor Donahue. I guess. That’s what I would do.
Oh, right. Not because “the mod will be down on you for shitting in her thread” but “the mod is sure to notice you, because it’s her thread”. Makes perfect sense.
…Wait, was the cop charging $20 for reverse cowgirl in this scenario or not? I’m getting confused. 
The cowgirl is charging $20 for copping a feel in the red light district.
Only once, tho. (You know why)
She’s riding a one trick pony
They’ll slap their own wrist, so it’ll be square.
OMG - I never knew where the phrase ‘‘I wouldn’t reverse cowgirl that cop for $20 with Andy Griffith’s pecker’’ came from - and now I do!
It’s one of those sayings we’ve all heard countless times but you don’t ever really think about what it means at its core.
I remember my grandmother (on my father’s side) was particularly fond of this saying. Seems like she tried to work it into nearly every conversation and it never got old.
And you could bank on her screaming it around the dinner table at least once each night. It wasn’t dinner until Grammy uttered her catch phrase.
Man I miss my Grammy.
ETA: Andy Griffith
What, you’ve never been flying down the highway at 85 in the left lane, and had a cop come screaming up your tailpipe at 95, only to pull you over for speeding because you didn’t bull your way into the right lane (where everyone was too close together to let you in), which was traveling at only 75, (you know, a mere 10 over) to get out of his way?
I don’t know what highways you drive on, or what cops you deal with, but they can’t be in any US state I’ve ever been in.
… or maybe you’re just a wimp, and aren’t allowed to drive after that DWI conviction of yours…
[sub]Note to Twix, this is ‘Improv’… It was a lot easier for me to think of that, and say it out loud, than it was to write it. The hard part[/sub]
Followup question (although it seems that you have abandoned the thread).
I hear that improv can be difficult for the easily offended. Has there been a situation in one of your classes where a student totally misunderstood a joke and blew up about it? Did the student apologise for the misunderstanding?
Usually I’m on the highway where the speed limits is 95MPH. Once I get to the split it goes up to 128MPH on one side, but down to 93MPH on the other. 85MPH? That’s driveway speed.
I thought that was “what’s a blow job?”
Oops; double post. Pretend I’m not actually here.
OK, just add 20 to what I posted. Here in NY, you’re taking your life in your hands at 95, but I did, once,… err… several times… hit 128 on a highway. And I did it in the summer, while the road was dry.
It’s bad form to break the 4rth wall in improv.
What happened to post #50?
Well, technically she said to “ask her”. She never said she was going to answer. Think of the OP as the kick-off for this improvo-threadorama.
This thread appears to be constructed using English words (mostly) but I’ve read it twice and still have no idea what’s going on after the first handful of posts.
Twickster is playing the role of a poster who wants people to ask about improv comedy, and yet doesn’t know the fundamentals, ignores everybody’s cues and then disappears.
Comedy gold. Absolute comedy gold, believe me.
It was a pun?
I think they already have that angle covered.
A blow job is what you give the cop to get out of your speeding ticket.
In the case of a DUI it’s called a Breathalyzer test.