Ask the man who knows nothing

Is this the right forum?

Ask the man who knows nothing.

Might not get back to you right away, 'cause I probably won’t know how to find this thread. But, carry on.

Should be one or two of you with the same credentials.

Once upon a time I thought I knew nothing . . .

Then one day, I LEARNED SOMETHING !!!

I learned that I had it right the first time.

So now I know exactly ONE thing, namely that I know ZERO things.

[sub]Don’t ask for details, because I don’t know any.[/sub]

(Wasn’t there a movie once that featured a scarecrow like this?)

What exactly don’t you know?

Where are my car keys?

What is the secret to a happy life?

What price bananas? Are you my angel?

How many potatoes?

What time is it?

Do you know that you don’t know anything? Because if you do then you know something.

(wanders off, head explodes…)

Sgt. Schultz? Is that you?

– Commandant Klink

what is not the meaning of life?

Are you registered to vote?

Whatta ya know?


Go back to the wall, Jon Snow.

How many fingers am I holding up?


You’re a Nativist?

Thank you all for responding. I don’t know who you are, but I’m sure you’re very nice people. Well, no… I don’t really know that, either.

In the short time since I started this thread the boundaries of my ignorance have spread to include ‘I haven’t a clue’, ‘Couldn’t tell you’, and ‘Better ask him’.

I’m hoping for a trail of bread crumbs to lead me to a conclusion, but not holding my breath.

Someone, maybe it was Socrates, said that a wise man is one who knows what he doesn’t know. My question to you is: are you a wise man?