That’s right.
One Testicle.
My hand to water. Been this way since I was 9 or so.
Did it fall off by itself?
We have no idea. I was fiddling around one day trying to figure out the hole in the front of guys underwear, and noticed that one of my nuts was gone. I ran running to mom.
X-ray and physical examination showed nothing wrong, just a missing testicle. The doctor said that happens sometimes, if the testicle “goes bad”. The body just re-absorbs it.
How old are you, now? Have you fathered any children? (A young person that I love has only one testicle [due to an injury] and I’m hoping that he has a chance at children someday).
How’s it hanging?
sorry, I had too…
I’m 28.
I have two children.
The doctor said that since I’m healthy, and the other testicle seems to be fine, that I might have a slightly lower count than normal, but still well within fertile parameters. Two lovely children prove this.
Interesting thing… my testicle, according to women I’ve been with, is a little larger than it should be. The doctor I was seeing a few years ago said that was normal in these sorts of cases.
Can you sing half as well as Farinelli?
Nope.
I can’t sight-read music, and when I’m in a choir, I have a tendency to follow the more dominant voices.
I am, unless it’s changed in the last 10 years, a baritone.
Umm, okay Tristan. I hoped you would have appreciated the joke there, but I shall try again someday.
:smack:
Was this common knowledge among other children when you were young? If so, was it a source of teasing?
I can imagine someone singing “Tristan, he only has one ball…” to the Col Bogey March.
Awwww… Consuela, I got it. I was just trying to deadpan.
Ino- No, it only became common knowledge amongst my friends when I was out of high school. I figured there would be no need to give my tormenters in school more ammo.
I did have one girlfriend who knew, and when we broke up she tried to spread it around my gym class (co-ed). But by then, I was a lot more comfortable with myself, so when a girl tried to mock me I just told her she was jealous and she wanted to see it.
Tristan, you are now officially my favorite Doper. You’re a truly swell dude (no pun).
See, this I don’t understand. Would it have been equally okay to mock her if she’d had a mastectomy?
Bitch.
At least you didn’t lose it as the result of an accident or cancer…it just kind of went away.
…can you tie it in a knot…can you tie it in a bow.?. 
So … one testicle ate the other one! :eek:
To hell with all these questions, what we really want to know is if you have pictures and are willing to share them.
I’d never given thought to the prospect of an “alpha testicle” before. Interesting.
Is your favorite pen a UniBall?
Have you ever heard the song “Half a Man”, by Steven Lynch? And if so, do you like it?
You were probably right! 
Freak! (says another man with only one testicle)
I don’t know about you, but it’s a lot more comfortable crossing my legs than it used to be.