Ask the Middle Aged Curmudgeon

If two of your friends were going through a bad patch in their marriage, and each of them had sent you several letters detailing their problems with the other, and several years later you wished to dispose of this correspondence, where would you send it?

(one answer lies behind this link)

Let’s just say I haven’t been sober outside of working hours in the last couple of weeks. Don’t plan on starting tonight, either.

Okay, I was beginning to worry!
Glad to hear all is well.

I like Admiral Bob, and derive much of my personal philosophy from his writings, but he fucked up this one. I’d have likely put a stop to the letters from both sides early, but even if I didn’t, I would have burned them rather than what he did.

And I’d likely come back from the dead to kick the ass of the guy putting my shit in the street like the blogwriter did.

Hows your prostrate? I hear that becomes an issue in late middle age Curmudgeons. I got lucky and they pushed off my first colonoscopy till 50. I can hardly wait…:rolleyes:

It don’t hurt, so I’m not worried. I don’t usually go to doctors unless I’m bleeding or in severe pain. Can’t think of any reason I’d let a doctor put something up my ass. If the Big C catches me before the heart or an irate litigant does, so be it. I’ve seen what cancer does to people. I refuse to die that way. I’ll die by my own hand, at a time and place of my own choosing. Being the considerate sort, I’ll do it in such a way as to minimize trauma to innocents. Prolly call 911 to tell them where to find my body, then bang. And eternal peace. At last.

Am Not!!!

Oh wait. That’s my name somewhere else…
Still am not.

I’d so want to fuck you if, like, you were a girl, but you’re not, and I’m not, like, gay…and shit.

As a fellow Army vet, I hate to say this, but…you wear a pink tutu.

You’re a killjoy asshole. Not cool. This thread is highly entertaining and the board is slow. Piss off.

In other words, “Hey, how YOU doin’?”

You’re such a homo.

Can I get a cite on that?

:smiley:

Somebody was gonna do it, and this is my thread, so I did

And no, I won’t use multiquote. I’m a curmudgeon like that. Get off my internet!

Don’t make me call the Gimmick Police on ya. I’m the curmudgeon in this thread, ya interloper.

wtf?

Denigrating the quality of “get me drunk now I’m a soldier” beer is just bad form, troop. And shit.

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