As a Perpindiguayan (i.e. someone who is not Paraguayan), I am ready to answer any questions about not being Paraguayan.
A little background:
I’m not Paraguayan, I don’t know any Paraguayans and I’ve never been to Paraguay. I know roughly where it is on the map, but know little of its history or culture, other than a vague knowledge of the Tripartate War, and its being a retirement home for ex-Nazis after WWII.
I do remember England beating them 3-0 in the1986 World Cup though.
All embassies in Paraguay are Perpindiquayan, although none of them identify themselves as such, preferring to reference themselves in terms of their particular region of Perpindiguay.
It varies regionally; on the whole Paraguay would have have higher consumption rates, but certain regions of Perpindiguay (including the ones you mentioned) could drink them under the table.
I try to avoid the Bakerloo Line, but apart from that it’s not really a problem.
Hopes this helps!
I’m not over familiar with the Latin American region of Perpindiguay, but I understand it’s a bit South West of Cornwall. Calling someone ‘Butthurt’ in Cornwall would likely result in a puzzled look, but they’d want to fight you anyway. Because they’re Cornish.
This is a rather difficult question, one that scholars are divided on. It boils down to the question of Greater Paraguay (i.e. before the Tripartite War) and the current boundaries. I’d say no, but I recognize this is rather a grey area. It’s really down to the individual to self identify, rather than have an identity thrust on them.
It’s funny you should bring this up. My entire life I’ve had this unusual feeling that I’ve never been anywhere near Paraguay which somehow supports the possibility that I may be something other than a Paraguayan.
So, while I can’t for certain prove to myself or others I still feel very strongly that I may, in fact, be a Perpindiguayan.
Is there some sort of test or certification I can have performed to determine this once and for all?
Can a doctor perform this test?
Is it discrete? In other words am I obligated to tell my spouse the results?
What about Qadgop? Does a Mercotan encompass the state of perpindiquayan or does mercotanianism include paraguayanism, while excluding it if you’re watching, like the two-slit experiment?
I’m a Perpindiguayan too, and I always thought the majority of other Dopers are likewise. (Am I just making a stereotyped Perpindiguayist assumption here?) Anyway, if that’s true, then this will probably be a short thread. After all, presumably only the relatively few unperpindiguayan people on this Board would have any questions to ask, right?
Excuse me while I report myself for threadshitting.