Are Paraguayans Perpindiguayanphobes? Or do some have friends who are Perpindiguayan?
Have you found Jesus?
How did you first become aware of being Perpindiguayan if you never knew any Paraguayans? Were you constantly being accused of being Paraguayans and developed your sense of identity in response to that? Or were you simply surrounded by other Perpendiguayans and they all defined themselves loudly and often as “oh no I’m not Paraguayan, not me”? Any possibility that a lot of them are just in the armario about it?
Some of them have yet to return.
Any idea why a box I sent from Prague to Dubai went via Paraguay?
Wow.
One must respect that kind of dedication!
Do you like oranges?
Is your name Nelson or Felix?
Do you speak Guaraní?
If you answer “yes” to any of those questions you are not as Perpindiguayan as you think you are.
There may be some who are Perpindiguayanphobes; just as there may be some Paraguayaphobes among Perpindiguayans.
Do you need a visa when you don’t travel to Paraguay?
There’s a simple test:
- Have you ever supported Paraguay in a soccer match?
- Are you Scottish?
If you can answer no to both these questions you are not Paraguayan.
No, I didn’t realise he was missing.
No, a Mastercard’s fine.
You seriously trying to tell me that the bloke on top of the column in Trafalger Square was Paraguayan?
If he wasn’t he would have a normal person name, like I don’t know, Ernesto, or Meriadoc.
I’m not sure. Clark Kent doesn’t sound like a typical Paraguayan name though.
Nor have I seen his picture on a milk carton. :dubious:
He was supposed to finish my yard work.
I’m pretty sure that was a different Jesus, Ancient.
Have you told your parents yet?
They’ve known all along.
It wasn’t like having to admit to my Gooner parents that I supported Spurs.