I have to say, that I’ve been struggling with the same issue. I identify with your description of being a Perpindiguayan, but so few of us are as vocal about it as you, it helps just to put a label to it. So… thank you for furthering the cause and mitigating the confusion and persecution.
That said, have you put a label to not being from other countries as well?
Well… I must admit that I’m rather worried about being confused with someone from Liechtenstein. I’m not sure there’s a word for it though.
Have you been Perpindiguayan your entire life or did you have to convert? What would you do if you found out you had been switched at birth and actually you are Paraquayan?
I’m an obphilatelist in that I demand recognition for not collecting stamps.
If so, it would be unpronounceable.
I used to know a girl from Liechtenstein, and she had a problem with pronouncing anything, but I digress.
Some of my best friends are Perpindiguayan.
Well, bully for you!
:rolleyes:
I always thought the spelling was Perpendiguay. 
Well, yes, most of us are Perpindiguaians, but we don’t know it yet. 
Last time I found him, he was herding sheep. Did he get lost on the way home? :eek:
Just so everyone knows, being Perpindiguayan: you’re born that way.
When will your people be properly represented at Epcot?
I think it’s a choice and Perpindiguayans can undergo therapy to change their orientation to Paraguayan.
But what does this have to do with Patagonia?
Funny you should say that, because I’m a Dunkelsteinian myself. I’ve an idea we Dunkelsteinians are even more ubiquitous than Perpindiguayans, though.
I knew a girl from Dunkelstein.
She always picked the pickles off of her cheeseburgers at restaurants.
It was very embarrassing.
How many llamas do you not have?
Please don’t stereotype - that’s not at all a Dunkelsteinian thing. I for one cheerfully eat the burger just how they serve it and I know I’m not at all unique in that respect.
Some of my best friends are Dunkelsteinian!
And I don’t like pickles, either.
Q: What do you call a Perpindiguayian who hates all Paraguayians?
A:
A raycist.
Or the North Face?