Ask the Perpindiguayan...

Exactly.

I really am curious and was hoping it would be asked by now, so if I word the question incorrectly, please forgive me.

But when you don’t come back from not going to Paraguay, do you still have to bring pie?

All of them.

I’ve actually crossed over the bridge to Ciudad Del Este from Perpindiguay. It’s right near Iguazu Falls. Man, that is a sketchy town. I hear it’s the smuggling capital of South America. The streets are lined with boxes of Malaysian off brand microwaves and DVD players. I’ve had the shittiest Chinese food on the planet there.

When I tried to leave, customs claimed that my visa was invalid and I had to bribe them something like $50 to get back into Perpindiguay. Definitely not going back any time soon!

I have to agree that Perpindiguayan customs are among the worst in the entire world.

That’s not the only downside, though. The violence and crime, well, it’s a toss-up between them and Dunkelstein for who’s the more to blame.

I spent a week in Perpindiguay one afternoon.

^ I have met Paraguayans before, but this is my first time meeting a Paradoxiguayan.